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Hollywood Celebs

Get a Grip on Thanksgiving

11/22/2012 2:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Everyone's got their hands full getting ready for Thanksgiving ... and celebrities are no exception. Check out which stars have a firm grasp of what it's like to be a turkey.

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EatMe    

Thanksgiving in the Manhattan Colony
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In 1641 the Dutch governor Kieft of Manhattan offered the first “scalp
bounty”–his government paid money for the scalp of each Indian brought to them.
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A couple years later, Kieft ordered the massacre of the Wappingers, a friendly tribe. Eighty were killed and their severed heads were kicked like soccer balls down the streets of Manhattan. One
captive was castrated, skinned alive and
forced to eat his own flesh while the Dutch governor watched and
laughed.
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Then Kieft hired the notorious Underhill who had commanded in the Pequot war to carry out a similar massacre near Stamford, Connecticut. The village was set fire, and 500 Indian residents were put to the sword. A day of thanksgiving was proclaimed in the churches of Manhattan.
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The European colonists declared
Thanksgiving Days to celebrate mass murder more often than they did for
harvest and friendship.

700 days ago
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NOT ELMO    

turkey pizza...

699 days ago
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toan nguyen    

store piano for everybody. http://pianoyamaha.vn

675 days ago

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