Gilbert Gottfried I Would Totally ... Do Elmo

11/29/2012 12:02 AM PST

Gilbert Gottfried wants Elmo!! Or to rephrase less creepily ... he wants to be Elmo's voice -- so, he dropped an audition on us, along with some jokes you'll never hear on "Sesame Street!"

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