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Lindsay Lohan

I DO NOT Need Rehab!

12/2/2012 1:05 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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1106-lindsay-lohan-tmzLindsay Lohan's friends are trying to make her go to rehab, but she's saying NO! NO! NO! ... telling them she doesn't believe she needs it ... TMZ has learned.

As TMZ first reported, Lindsay has become so stressed out by her impending probation violation, she's been hitting the bottle hard ... drinking as much as two liters of vodka per day.

According to our sources, close friends of Lindsay have been urging her to go to rehab BEFORE she goes to court ... hoping the move might win her favor with the judge. 

But we're told Lindsay is having none of it ... telling friends she does not think she has a problem with alcohol. Our sources say Lindsay points to the fact that she recently completed three movies as proof she does not need rehab. Funny ... cause watching "Liz & Dick" suggests the opposite. 

We're told Lindsay is worried about the upcoming hearing, but maintains she will not check into rehab as a way to try and avoid jail time.

Don't say they didn't warn you.

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LLsez    

From the desk of DUIna Lohan:
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@dinalohan: @BeezidBee go away.

627 days ago
332.

Mumra the Ever Living    

I'm was just trying to be the voice of reason, you know, calm down a volatile situation:
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Mumra TheEver Living ‏@MumraTELiving
@JSquatriglia @TiffMitchell1 And Lohan's looking for #Dick - So what's Ur Point? Ur pick doesn't look like a crackheads - Y U defendin one?
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@JSquatriglia @TiffMitchell1 @dinalohan @MichaelJLohan @lindsaylohan Hey Jason, Lohan ran out of Vodka & crack. Go find her some.
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And next thing you know, @MICHAELJLOHAN won't talk to me anymore.

627 days ago
333.

LexiBoseman    

DNA TEST COULD CLEAR LINDSAY LOHAN SHE WOULD GO FREE!

DNA TEST COULD CLEAR LINDSAY LOHAN OF ALL CHARGES AGAINST HER DUE TO A RECESSIVE GENE SHE MAY CARRY CALLED "YY CHROMOSOMES". IF SHE DOES, THAN SHE COULD CLEAR HER NAME BY THE PREDISPOSITION OF THAT GENE SEQUENCE!
Source: DNA TEST COULD CLEAR ALL CHARGES FOR LINDSAY LOHAN!
LINDSAY LOHAN MIGHT HAVE THE "YY" CHROMOSOME & ALL CHARGES ARE DROPPED!
That's right, actress Lindsay Lohan according to Blogger Queen and other sources may be able to beat the system yet again, but this time it would be through a DNA test to see if she carries a very odd sequence of genes called "YY Chromosomes"!

Sometimes called "Criminal DNA", this gene is present in 1/4 of the prison population and accounts for supposed petty theft and Kleptomania, plus other troublesome crimes not usually committed by higher up types like Lindsay Lohan. She has continually fit the profile of a person carrying the YY gene, and that could spell "CHARGES DROPPED" in the courtroom.

DNA evidence has been used in more than one way these days, as crime becomes more computerized and even celebrity types like Lindsay Lohan and even Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Christina. It would not be wrong to say that perhaps Lohan and Bobbi Christina carry the YY gene.

It is a gene that runs through the "father" usually. It's a dormant gene that will show up and is traced through a paternal line. Michael Lohan has been in trouble with the law many times, so has Bobby Brown, the father of Bobbi Christina. There is a slight chance they both carry the YY Chromosome.

Many studies have been done on this Gene patter and they are learning new things every year. A good example of a solid study I was involved in was when I worked for the Bipolar Clinic at UCLA and they were doing a huge study using 6,000 inmates at the Twin Towers Jail in Los Angeles, CA. Blood was drawn from randomly chosen inmates, men and women. Tests were given, grants written, and when the dust cleared it was discovered that in the prison population hold the highest level of "YY" Chromosome linkage.

1/4 the population at the jail has the Gene YY. YY means that they committed the crimes due to the predisposition of the DNA sequence. Most committed crimes were petty theft, shoplifting, bar brawls and other Misdemeanors.

What I am getting at here is that maybe Lindsay Lohan can use DNA testing, if she she agrees, and it may clear her of all charges on her, or pending due to the gene that might show up. If the YY DNA shows up in Lindsay, then she is not in control of herself and it is more of an impulse, rather than a focused thought. She is predisposed to it,cannot help it, and needs medication to stop the chemicals in her brain due to the YY status. Therefore, she can get off on all crimes she's done, and take meds.

This is no joke. I've Googled "YY Chromosomes" and there have been many studies besides the one at UCLA. Lindsay also may be Bipolar as well, and that is a whole other ballgame. So maybe her lawyer needs to be told. For more information, just Google "YY Chomosomes Criminal DNA" and you will see for yourselves. Blogger Queen believes Lindsay Lohan should take the test and at least try and see. It may be the way to her recovery and all she has to do is take a few pills and go to some counseling rather than jail where all her YY Chromosome pals reside.

What do you think?

627 days ago
334.

Diamond Goddess!    

Ali Lohan's Christmas CD featuring DUina and FelonyBlohan, for $1.29 at the dollah store--http://t.co/sRRqIzcA


Who knew she did a CD?
I want one.
Can you imagine playing THAT for the fam at Xmas?
"Who is that singing?"
"Oh, it's AAliana, DUina, and Felony Blohan!"
"Oh, uh, er, really?!" *sick face*
Twitter is a neverending font of LOLs!!!

627 days ago
335.

Connecticut Sam    

She is correct. She need serious jail time.

627 days ago
336.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Tiffany Mitchell ‏@TiffMitchell1
@Michaeljlohan, STFU *******, YOUR DEAD TO ME DOUCHE BAG !!!!

627 days ago
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Its Nikki Bitches    

2012 BEST TWEET EVER !!

@k8major @TiffMitchell1 @MichaelJLohan Nice Bastard Baby bump slut. Now admit it, who's REALLY the father.

Bravo, Murma You get a Oscar for this tweet.

627 days ago
338.

sweetthang    

She needs new people around her !! All new ~~

627 days ago
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Its Nikki Bitches    


Michael C. Lohan‏@mikelohan

@cege25 you're absolutely right

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@mikelohan no disrespect meant to you or ali on my last tweet, just really feel for you all. it's sad what he does to all of u. #staystrong

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30 Nov thefilmster‏@thefilmster

@mikelohan your a good brother just keep protecting @lindsaylohan keep her safe from Michael and his lies and his little minions

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Its Nikki Bitches    


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@SaveTheSociety stay away from.... well.. you know.

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627 days ago
341.

Harrison    

Wow. "2L of Vodka per day." Lilo must have destabilising events (Movies/ etc), some kind of psychological problems, manic depression or other effect behaviors by self-inflict body.

I am guessing manic depression set because poor movie reviews similar to Amy Winehouse death of grandmother.

Wondering Why Lindsay did not get rehab? BC some kind of event happen to her at the rehab making her fear.

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Its Nikki Bitches    

OH NO THEY DIDN'T‏@ohnotheydidnt

FOX News: Who'd be surprised if the next headline says 'Lindsay Lohan Dead?' http://goo.gl/fb/ysEUs #lindsaylohan

627 days ago
343.

Andyconda    

Michael Lohan ‏@MichaelJLohan
@IsmaVipin. Nobody cam make her! Only she can... And if I cam help it... WILL
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he has lost his Damn mind, and we are reaping the reward...
didnt he work on wallstrreet??
what a Fcking Moron

627 days ago
344.

Its Nikki Bitches    

10:07 pm - 12/02/2012
FOX News: Who'd be surprised if the next headline says 'Lindsay Lohan Dead?'


At 4:00 am on Thursday morning, Lindsay Lohan was arrested outside a New York bar for allegedly punching a female patron in the face.

On the same day, the Santa Monica City Attorney charged the troubled actress with three crimes – giving false information to a police officer, obstructing or resisting an officer in the performance of his duty, and reckless driving – all stemming from a June accident in which her car rear-ended an 18-wheeler.

Her four-charges-in-two-states-on-one-day grand slam happened while Lohan was on probation from a jewelry-theft conviction, which could mean her probation will be revoked when she's arraigned in California next week.

But a source close to Lohan told us they doubt her latest troubles will have any impact on the troubled star.

“Nothing really registers with Lindsay. She lives in some sort of fantasy land,” the insider said. “She knew before she went out clubbing on Wednesday night that the Santa Monica City Attorney was going to charge her for lying, and yet she still went out. Something is really wrong there.”

Lohan was considered a major risk when Lifetime took the chance on hiring her to star in last week's TV movie "Liz & Dick," and that was before all this happened.

So who would hire her now?

“We're in a risk-averse era, and Lindsay unfortunately has increased her perceived risk in both the production and publicity arenas,” film producer Gary Michael Walters, who worked with Lohan on the 2006 RFK drama “Bobby” and praised her both personally and professionally, told FOX411’s Pop Tarts column. “Financers and insurance companies can't afford interruptions in production, and you don't want the personal lives of your actor to overshadow your marketing and publicity campaign for you film.”

“Insurance is going to be a huge problem for a long time. It doesn’t even matter if you think she is a bad actress or not, until she can prove to a court that she has her life back on track no studio is going to go anywhere near her,” noted legal expert Wendy Feldman. “I don’t know a single studio that would hire her at this point.”

Several Hollywood heavyweights said Lohan’s barely-there career means only independent production companies would be interested in her, and they typically can’t afford high insurance costs.

“She's still insurable,” said producer Mark Joseph. “But is it with the hassle and the expense?”

Los Angeles-based attorney Anahita Sedaghatfar concurred that Lohan isn’t totally uninsurable – it’s just her insurance premium will be exorbitant. And in the wake of her performance in the made-for-television Lifetime movie “Liz & Dick,” in which critics slammed her acting abilities, chances are Lohan’s talents might not be worth the financial strain.

“She has proven over and over that she is a liability," Sedaghatfar said.

“To say Lindsay is a train wreck would be a compliment. She is seemingly in trouble every five minutes and who would be surprised if the next headline says ‘Lindsay Lohan Dead?’"

Crisis management expert and CEO of the New York-based firm 5WPR, Ronn Torossian said "I don’t think the best public relations agencies in the world could rehab her image until she stays out of the headlines for a very, very long time and actually does something with her career.”

Could Lohan somehow parlay her wild ways into different kinds of roles, akin to Charlie Sheen making bank on his drug- and alcohol-loving persona?

“I don’t think her being arrested at 4am outside a New York nightclub does anything to her image – it’s what the public expects of Lindsay Lohan," Torossian said. "One expects a clown at the circus; one expects Lindsay Lohan to get arrested.”

A rep for Lohan referred queries to her legal team, who did not respond to a request for comment.


Read more at ONTD: http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/73883996.html#ixzz2DyOai5Ym

627 days ago
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Mumra the Ever Living    

I hope I didn't confuse @MICHAELJLOHAN on twitter.
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I didn't always mention What Bastard Child from Which unwed mother.
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In fact, was Lindsay a bastard until Milo made an "HONEST WOMAN" out of DUIna?
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ROFLMAO, I can't believe I just used the words "honest woman" in reference to DUIna Lohan!!!!!

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