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Emile Hirsch

Pees In Front of Nightclub

12/5/2012 2:30 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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With a functioning bathroom just feet away, "Savages" star Emile Hirsch relieved himself outside a West Hollywood nightclub last night ... surrounded by strangers ... directly onto an innocent cactus.

AND HIS FACE IS PRICELESS.

Hirsch was outside Bootsy Bellows nightclub on the famous Sunset Strip -- along with his trusty red Solo cup -- when nature called ... and clearly ... the guy didn't feel like waiting in line to use the club's restroom. (It happens to the best of us.)

We're told the cactus is refusing to press charges.

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46.

zombie    

Here's hoping RayJ finds you and gives you a real American greeting the Kim Kardashian way.

596 days ago
47.

TJ    

It must not be illegal,because Scott Disick has done it on national television on,the lovely(?) Karsadian show.
These people have a sense of entitlement and are ill bred and uncouth,to say the least.That ugly French actor did it on an airplane,for crying out loud!! I have never heard of this "actor", by the way.

596 days ago
48.

Dr Samuel Weiscrak    

When you gotta go you gotta go...and besides Emile is a celebrity, he can do whatever the f*ck he wants! As Lindsay would say...

596 days ago
49.

Toallthehatersoftheworld    

Unmmmmmmm nasty

596 days ago
50.

chubbs McBuff    

Just go outside in the parking lot if you can't hold it like a big boy.

596 days ago
51.

Kelly    

Don't forget the 1987 jacket! I had one myself - in 1987, that is.

596 days ago
52.

CRAIG    

What a small block you needed to cover his wanger!

596 days ago
53.

Toilethead    

He's going to dribble into his cup and drink it. HAHAHHAHAHAA. What a moron.

596 days ago
54.

If sense were common everyone would have it.    

Add yet another to the "Young Celebrity A**hole Club".

596 days ago
55.

CRAIG    

What a small black box TMZ needed to cover his wanger!

596 days ago
56.

Truth    

NOT IMPRESSED... FRENCH FROG GERARD DEPARDIEU PISSING ON A PLANE RANKS #1. CLASSY. #WINNER #TRUTH!!

596 days ago
57.

crenity    

His teeny weeny peeny couldn't hold it what an idiot. any closer to that cactus his prick would've been pricked. Some people shouldn't drink! Or be allowed out in public

596 days ago
58.

Truth    

THAT BLACK BOX IS LESS THAN 3 INCHES IN ACTUAL SIZE... IMMA JUST SAYIN. #TRUTH!!

596 days ago
59.

Muppet    

People like this disgust me. What a pig!

596 days ago
60.

Mike44090    

All I can say is it sure isn't a very big black out bar :) maybe it was cold that night.

596 days ago
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