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Emile Hirsch

Pees In Front of Nightclub

12/5/2012 2:30 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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With a functioning bathroom just feet away, "Savages" star Emile Hirsch relieved himself outside a West Hollywood nightclub last night ... surrounded by strangers ... directly onto an innocent cactus.

AND HIS FACE IS PRICELESS.

Hirsch was outside Bootsy Bellows nightclub on the famous Sunset Strip -- along with his trusty red Solo cup -- when nature called ... and clearly ... the guy didn't feel like waiting in line to use the club's restroom. (It happens to the best of us.)

We're told the cactus is refusing to press charges.

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61.

PG    

And behind the cactus was Kim KarTRAShian kneeling with her mouth open.

584 days ago
62.

DaWn03    

poor guy!! the look of TERROR in his eyes knowing hes BUSTED! ...and even worse now everyone knows he has a TINY penis....on a side note a lot of you DISLIKING comments regarding his TINY penis probably relate.

584 days ago
63.

Hage    

Ok TMZ, has anyone noticed his cup is right next his stream??? The next question should be did he actually pick that cup back up after?? And the sad part about all of this is he's still going home with a girl tonight cause of his $$$$

584 days ago
64.

TJ    

Ugly, baggy pants, ugly shoes, ugly guy!

584 days ago
65.

megs    

That's an agave he is urinating on by the way. (agave americana)

584 days ago
66.

kimkardashianstalkingass    

Boring info to add here but just for the record, that is not a cactus, it's a succulent. The guys is still a prick though.

584 days ago
67.

DiggleDiggle    

Has nobody noticed the worst part of this pic?!?!?Look down at the cup on the floor. You can see sprinkle pee drops all around his cup on the pavement. I bet you whizzed in the cup and by accident slurped it down. Gross.

584 days ago
68.

YOURNOTONMYLEVEL10    

haters gonna hate, emile hirsch is the man and all you wanna-be's trashing him are irrelevant. dude isn't shy so learn from it b*tches

584 days ago
69.

Is down with OPP    

A prick pissing on a prick.... brilliant

584 days ago
70.

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

It's not a cactus, it's agave.

584 days ago
71.

khaines    

^ thank you, I was thinking the same thing

584 days ago
72.

TT    

He peed into the cactus when there is an empty cup sits innocently on the floor.

584 days ago
73.

squeakermama    

Not sure which is not "brighter". The location of his p***er or cup ;)

584 days ago
74.

leelee    

He peed so wat big f'in deal

584 days ago
75.

Slim Whitman    

Gotah Go Gotah Go ! But why the deer in the headlights look?

584 days ago
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