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Emile Hirsch

Pees In Front of Nightclub

12/5/2012 2:30 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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With a functioning bathroom just feet away, "Savages" star Emile Hirsch relieved himself outside a West Hollywood nightclub last night ... surrounded by strangers ... directly onto an innocent cactus.

AND HIS FACE IS PRICELESS.

Hirsch was outside Bootsy Bellows nightclub on the famous Sunset Strip -- along with his trusty red Solo cup -- when nature called ... and clearly ... the guy didn't feel like waiting in line to use the club's restroom. (It happens to the best of us.)

We're told the cactus is refusing to press charges.

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jdub    

Ha!!! That's awesome! Hopefully there are no repercussions from this though. Urinating in public makes you a sex offender you know...

600 days ago
2.

Wow ...    

For shame.

600 days ago
3.

Fallopia Lopez    

Classy.

600 days ago
4.

w    

Now that's classy...nasty little fu**

600 days ago
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Tom    

I dunno what's more embarrassing .... having a picture taken of you publicy urinating or the TINY black mark used to cover his penis.

600 days ago
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Tom    

LOL... how embarrassing. I like the tiny black mark to censor him. He must be tiny.

600 days ago
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Luz    

What a piece of trash! You really have to have no respect for yourself to do something like that! Specially if you are a known person!

600 days ago
8.

Kelly    

Gotta say, Emile, you got bagged out big time and you look like a disgraceful idiot.

600 days ago
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Lizzie    

Forget the peeing in public, the hilarious look on his face, the tiny black mark to cover his possibly tiny penis.

Let's discuss the fact that on the ground, next to his cup, precariously close to his cup as a matter of fact, appear to be the initial stream of urine on the sidewalk. Dude quite possibly pissed in his own drink.

600 days ago
10.

Brien    

Who?

600 days ago
11.

Majestik    

This guy's morning wood must be truly embarrassing.

600 days ago
12.

some guy    

Slacking... I think TMZ could've made that censor bar even smaller.

600 days ago
13.

Diamond Goddess!    

LOLS4DAYZ!!!
Stay classy, Emile.
Too drunk to F?
(David Arquette will think this is GREAT advertising for his club. Seriously.)
Will this translate into more work for Emile?

600 days ago
14.

Just_Me    

White people o_0

600 days ago
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samson    

The guys washroom never has a line. There's no excuse!

600 days ago
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