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Lindsay Lohan

Luck of The Judge Draw

12/12/2012 11:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Lindsay Lohan dodges another bullet -- for now -- we'll tell you why she won the judge lottery ... and how she's more likely to end up in counseling than behind bars ... despite having her probation revoked today.

Plus, Justin Bieber targeted in a NYC murder plot? Who hates JB that much? You gotta hear how cops say this scheme was hatched.

And, Kim Kardashian is losing her mojo -- she dropped from 8th place to 98th place on a "Most Desirable Woman" list ... in just one year. What happened?
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(0:00) Lindsay Lohan may have lucked out yet again -- her probation case is being heard by a judge who we found out doesn't like to lock up addicts. We'll give you the over/under on wether LiLo will end up in counseling instead of behind bars.
(6:10) This is beyond crazy -- a convicted murdered allegedly plotted to kill Justin Bieber ... and the murder involved castration. You won't believe how the guys who were allegedly hired to kill the Biebs got caught.
(10:00) Here's a look inside how we report stories -- we'll tell you how Sarah Jessica Parker and the people from the Nobel Peace Prize both handled the story we broke ... about someone in SJP's entourage allegedly shoplift sunglasses from an airport in Norway.
(14:00) Kim Kardashian fell 90 places in a "Most Desirable Woman" poll ... in ONE YEAR. What happened?
(18:00) The rapper who Coco was snuggling up on (pissing off her hubby Ice-T in the process) went back out in Vegas ... and was all over a bunch more women.
(21:00) Brooke Mueller's house was turned upside down by Child Protective Services in the wake of her 19th trip to rehab. We'll tell you why we think Denise Richards is going to have Brooke's kids for a long time.
(24:00) Casey Anthony resurfaces in Florida ... and doesn't try to hide it.
(28:00) Barbara Walters asks Gov. Chris Christie why he's so fat ... and if a person his size can take the physical strain of being POTUS.
(31:00) In a shocking move ... Ariel Winter's father was given control of her estate.
(34:15) Dogs can drive! Sort of. And we have the video that sort of proves it.
(37:00) A coffin that plays music ... is the dumbest idea ever.
(41:40) The floor is yours!
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46.

What You Really Want To See    

that fat and he has no clue why? if he can't figure out his own expanding ass... how the frig is he gonna solve iran etc?

587 days ago
47.

KnuckleDragger    

HAHAHAHA! A fat guy on fat people.

587 days ago
48.

Paul    

That's because Obama is in a constant state of panic because even HE knows he's not qualified to be President.

587 days ago
49.

sidebar    

Wow, intelligent comment fat Skyper. Geeze

587 days ago
50.

LISA    

Harvey - don't you mean 'infamous' (not celebrity) re: OJ and Casey.... (sorry - can't keep up)

587 days ago
51.

KnuckleDragger    

This is all going downhill...I'm outta here.

587 days ago
52.

Paul    

You're going to EXPLAIN why it's stupid to pipe music into a coffin?!?

587 days ago
53.

Majestik    

MommydearestMOMZILLA still has a straight line to the bank account.
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BTW, HARVEY YOU STUPID SHYTE. Calling your child a RETIREMENT SURPRISE doesn't mean he was looking for a free paycheck. He's been calling her that for years, BEFORE she was ever famous and making money.
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My BFF was referred to by her parents as their MENOPAUSE BABY.

587 days ago
54.

Jericho Morton    

There is a simple formula. For each pound of bodyweight you require to eat 13 calories per day to MAINTAIN that weight. That's why he's fat and can't work it out? He can't work it out? He doesn't absorb them through his skin like a sea cu***ber.

587 days ago
55.

Tee    

Still trying to get the "hang" of journalism as well.

587 days ago
56.

What You Really Want To See    

bury raquel, now! play her white music

587 days ago
57.

Wow ...    

I don't want music in my coffin, what an absolute waste of money. I feel the same about flowers, send them while I'm alive and can enjoy them. After my death donate any money to a charity, instead of spending it on coffin decorating.

587 days ago
58.

Majestik    

Sorry, GENE SIMMONS of Kiss has the corner on PIMP MY COFFIN. DIMEBAG DARRYL is buried in a coffin that has Kiss all over the outside.
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No, Harvey, this is perfect. If a family member is that stupid to order one of these they DESERVE to lose their money.

587 days ago
59.

hi    

coffin music,only in America

587 days ago
60.

What You Really Want To See    

the only thing that can rescue today's show is to bring back Polish girl from yesterday

587 days ago
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