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Lindsay Lohan

I Admit It ...

I've Lost Control

12/16/2012 12:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

1214_lindsay_lohan_01Lindsay Lohan has hit rock bottom yet again and she knows it ... finally admitting her life has gone off the rails and she desperately needs professional help ... TMZ has learned.

Lindsay's telling friends, she thought she had turned over a new leaf back in March when she completed the terms of her sentence in the jewelry heist case ... and Judge Stephanie Sautner maternally warned, "Stop the nightclubbing and focus on your work."

Lindsay clearly ignored that advice ...  and now we're told she's inconsolable -- repeatedly calling her lawyer Shawn Holley in tears.  In classic Lindsay form, she knows her life is out of control, but she's blaming it on others, saying she has again hooked up with a bad group of people and had run-ins with "opportunists" who have tried to provoke her.

As for drugs and alcohol ... Lindsay is still adamant ... she doesn't have a problem.  As they say, there is none so blind as those who will not see.

Lindsay believes her real problem is that she never stuck with counseling, but thinks regular appointments with a professional could be her salvation.  It's probably not coincidental that counseling is now the only possible way she can avoid jail for the new crimes and probation violation.

Finally ... Lindsay is confessing to friends she has a big problem with impulse control ... in other words, she doesn't think before she acts.   She thinks a shrink can help her in that department.

If she did, maybe there'd be no such thing as "Liz and Dick."


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you know she is slow when she just realized she was a fcktard..
In 2006 everyone with any IQ knew it for a fact

679 days ago


Here's the deal. Shawn is out options here. So she's going to toss Lohan into a rehab facility, like soon and when the 15th comes Holly will notify the courts that Lindsay has checked herself into rehab for mental health counseling, in hopes the judge will not impose anything else. Well that's not going to fly with prosecutors as I'm sure they are ready for this classic Lindsay move. Remember the courts also know they've been made a fool of and are aware the public has had enough as well. One more thing, who's going to pay for this rehab she wants to go into? Hell with her she just wants outpatient counseling and that's the cure. Loser baby.

679 days ago

Bitch please    

So in other words...Liho want to bring this BS excuse when she has to go to the next time and BS the judge once again to avoid going to jail. This bitch is so transparent that u can smell the BS stentch a million miles away. Well lets see if this judge falls for it. And if the judge does then shes just as retarded.

679 days ago

Bitch please    

go to *court

679 days ago


More crap, let the law come to bear on her sorry a**s

679 days ago

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

Yup.....she's peeing herself....can almost hear it.

679 days ago


fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice, shame on me.

679 days ago


This is the same ole Lohan Spin Control to avoid jail time routine she always does. Only this time she's starting early. Real early.

She's not due in court for a month and she's already releasing these " I get it " and "no more bars "statements.

We are going to hear things like this probably everyday. She's just trying to influence the jusge to make it look like she wants to change.

So get ready for the fake job offers, and I've turned a new leaf.

I only hope the judge doesn't buy into it.

679 days ago

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

Hmmm, where have I heard this crap before? Oh yeah, here:

Sources tell us Lindsay's strategy -- courtesy of Shawn Holley -- is to show the judge she is now really, really serious about complying with the terms of her probation.
In sharp contrast to the judge's comments this morning, the report says that Lindsay's psychotherapist stated, "The defendant is doing really well, she is making changes, and is trying to become more disciplined in her actions."
The report says, "The therapist believes that the defendant has been developing tools to help discipline herself and she is really proud of her accomplishments." The therapist supposedly told Lindsay's probation officer Lindsay was "turning her life around."

Lindsay Lohan plans to stay on the straight and narrow for the REST OF HER LIFE -- telling friends, she's serious this time ... no drugs, no booze, no breaking the law ... ever again ... PERIOD.

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, the actress had an epiphany after her sentencing -- and is completely at peace with the judge's decision ... community service, fines, counseling, shoplifters alternative class ... the whole package.

Lindsay Lohan is backing up what she said on "The Tonight Show" -- that she's a big girl who is finally taking responsibility for her actions -- because she's going to start doing community service this week.

Lindsay told Jay Leno she's not going to make excuses for her actions and will accept the consequences of violating her probation.

Lindsay Lohan says she was NOT loaded on grandpa's cough medicine -- aka booze, hooch, or liquor -- when she busted her butt in NYC ... telling TMZ flat-out, "I was NOT drinking, nor do I drink!"

Lindsay adds, "Just because I'm out doesn't mean I'm drinking."

Lindsay Lohan is finally lashing out about her court case -- and her skin-tight court attire -- in a mini-rant on Twitter ... stating, "I would never steal, in case people are wondering."

Lindsay added, "In case people are wondering, I was not raised to lie, cheat, or steal."

Sources close to LiLo tell TMZ she is "completely over the club scene" -- no more "I'll just have water, thanks" -- and realizes that cutting it out completely is the best chance for her to avoid temptation and remain sober. We're also told the no clubbing pledge extends to her friends as well -- as in she's going to stop hanging out with the people that only used her to party.
"Gotcha with the cocaine they found with your gun
No smoothy face laywer to getcha undone
Say love ain't the same on the south side of town
You could look, but you ain't gonna find it around

It's the same old story, same old song and dance"

679 days ago


just another attempt by this established sociopathic narcissist to cir***vent the punishment waiting for her in court.....sob stories r us!!

679 days ago

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

We need new reading material.

679 days ago


This ENTIRE post was written by FAT MIKE. This is exactly what he says on a daily basis. And because FAT MIKE IS AN IDIOT, this post makes no sense. If Crackie is self aware that she has lost control of her life, then it would follow that she's also aware that it's HER problem and no one else's fault. Get a clue, FAT MIKE!!! Her mental illness has no known cure, only mangement control. She will struggle with this for her entire life, as she's so painfully done these past10 years. Therapy can only rein in some control so that she may be able to function productively in society. But it's takes hard work and self awareness which she doesn't have and can't steal. Judgement Day will come soon. Jail is where she will go. This is Crackie's swan song.

679 days ago


Any takers she checks into rehab on Monday? "I'm sorry your honor my client cannot attend today. She realizes she has a problem and is currently seeking treatment."

679 days ago



Providing graphic evidence of her inability to cope with the sex crazed Lindsay at an early age, DUIna says she did “the best she could” and kept the kids high year round, including Christmas! The drug and sex addiction started early with Linds and she has been showing the sign of the devil vag since she was in her late second year, when she stopped growing emotionally and developmentally.

Milo was kind enough to provide the following Firecrotch shot of when the problems began:

Clearly, Linds is higher than a kite and asking daddy for some attention! “Hi Daddy! Look here! Got a Christmas present for me?” And Linds tells him what she has in mind with American Sign Language.

Shawn Holley is going to use this and other evidence to keep Linds out of jail! The plan is to use regression therapy to reunite Linds with her dad on a weekly basis until Linds gets straight and begins to grow beyond her arrested development of this early age (see photo).

In a side note, DUIna has confessed to being “too chubby to be a Rockette” and that clumsy was her middle name, rendering her a “stay at home mom before becoming a single mom.”

Apparently Milo left when Linds figured out how to get off her a$$.

Or as they say in the Lohan clan, “Family First!” This is how it all began and fell apart!

679 days ago


Love this BS story. Linds KNOWS she has a problem? But it isn't drinking, drugs, and gross stupidity. The people around her are the problem? RIGHT. She heard somebody say "impulse control issues" and she is trying to ride that horse into rehab? That isn't a six month rehab issue. I remember her saying she doesn't get into trouble when she is working. We saw how THAT worked out when she was doing Diz and Lick, the Lifetime disaster of disasters. Poor James, she tried to take him out. Of course THAT was all Gayvin's fault, he didn't take the blame like all good psychophants (deliberately misspelled) are supposed to. I suppose Tiffany's cheek just got in the way, Linds had NOTHING to do with it?

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