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Lindsay Lohan

I Don't Do Bar Mitzvahs!

12/17/2012 3:22 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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13-year-old Jewish boys will have to come of age WITHOUT Lindsay Lohan's help -- because the actress does not do Bar Mitzvahs ... despite recent claims by a talent agency trying to pimp her out for small-scale appearances.

A North Carolina company called 123 Talent recently sent out mass emails, offering to book Lindsay for personal appearances, weddings, and Bar Mitzvahs.

A booking fee isn't listed on the message -- but Lindsay's film credits are ... "The Parent Trap," "I Know Who Killed Me," and that creepy Disney movie with Tyra Banks called "Life-Size."

And now, Lindsay's pissed -- insisting her career hasn't sunk so low that she'd be forced to do anything like a Bar Mitzvah or a wedding ... not yet anyway.

What's more -- sources close to the actress tell us, Lindsay NEVER signed a deal with 123 Talent and never agreed to let them represent her in any way ... so the email is totally bogus.

The CEO of 123 Talent -- which still claims to represent Lindsay on its website -- tells us, the pitch was NOT bogus but Lindsay's team has since "decided to go in another direction."

The CEO added, "Unfortunately, we are not working with Lindsay Lohan."

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16.

KimKnLohanRSlutbags    

The Lohan Hand Jobs are not included that will be extra I'm a really hard worker your Honor.!.

640 days ago
17.

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

Just like I thought! She backed out of doing the gig only when she found out that Bar Mitzvah wasn't the name of a new bar on the Lower East Side.

640 days ago
18.

Mumra the Ever Living    

TMA Prattled on:
And now, Lindsay's pissed -- insisting her career hasn't sunk so low that she'd be forced to do anything like a Bar Mitzvah or a wedding . . . "
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Ummmmm Lohan, I hate to tell you, but you HAVE NO CAREER!!!

640 days ago
19.

SPAM    

Dress like the homeless
Fight like a whore
Smoke like a chimney
Steal from the poor

Terrorize society
Slander, blame, accuse
Lie to the authorities
Try another ruse

Guzzle 20 magnums
Gack a key of coke
Clamslam a random skank
Smoke smoke smoke

640 days ago
20.

D-INCARNATION    

What day is the end of the earth again, Dec what ?

640 days ago
21.

Andyconda    

The old Arab men dont approve of Lielo going that route

640 days ago
22.

Questdelsangraal    

That is fair. Lindsay does not do Bar Mitzvahs and I do not do trashy D-List has been celebrities facing jail time

640 days ago
23.

janet    

Her career in down the toilet. Scy Fy wouldn't hire her.

Hey she only made a little of a million with all the money she owes. I new that over exaggerated 2 plus million was bogus. And that doesn't include all her court and lawyers fees. Enjoy jail.

640 days ago
24.

Andyconda    

what woul she do there anyway..she cant sing (caught) she has nothing to say..an she would drink up everyones shyt an raid their med. cabnets

640 days ago
25.

SPAM    

Let's all meet the porn-failure Linds
Her career ends before it begins
Endless moaning and belching
Plus the gasping and felching
Can't distract from her multiple chins

640 days ago
26.

Where Are All The Real Celebrities    

I mean seriously, what would Lindsay bring to the table as far as entertainment at a Bar Mitvah or wedding? Plus the additional cost of adding extra security to follow her around and keep her away from the gifts would just not be cost effective for any family.

Therefore 123Talent opted to tear up her contract lol

640 days ago
27.

Laura    

I keep hearing about Lindsay's "team"-don't people need a career and money to have a team?

640 days ago
28.

SPAM    

"123 Talent, you're dead to me!!!!!

640 days ago
29.

svt    

Well she apparently does everyone else and everything else so what's wrong with a boys Bar Mitzvah? Her career was flushed down the toilet only to empty out down into the sewer a long time ago. Lilo yuck.

640 days ago
30.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

"The CEO added, "Unfortunately, we are not working with Lindsay Lohan."
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That was a typo, it meant to say FORTUNATELY.

640 days ago
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