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Lindsay Lohan

I Don't Do Bar Mitzvahs!

12/17/2012 3:22 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

13-year-old Jewish boys will have to come of age WITHOUT Lindsay Lohan's help -- because the actress does not do Bar Mitzvahs ... despite recent claims by a talent agency trying to pimp her out for small-scale appearances.

A North Carolina company called 123 Talent recently sent out mass emails, offering to book Lindsay for personal appearances, weddings, and Bar Mitzvahs.

A booking fee isn't listed on the message -- but Lindsay's film credits are ... "The Parent Trap," "I Know Who Killed Me," and that creepy Disney movie with Tyra Banks called "Life-Size."

And now, Lindsay's pissed -- insisting her career hasn't sunk so low that she'd be forced to do anything like a Bar Mitzvah or a wedding ... not yet anyway.

What's more -- sources close to the actress tell us, Lindsay NEVER signed a deal with 123 Talent and never agreed to let them represent her in any way ... so the email is totally bogus.

The CEO of 123 Talent -- which still claims to represent Lindsay on its website -- tells us, the pitch was NOT bogus but Lindsay's team has since "decided to go in another direction."

The CEO added, "Unfortunately, we are not working with Lindsay Lohan."


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Correct me if I'm wrong but I SWEAR she was open to doing weddings and Bat Mitzvah's right after she got done with house arrest. I know this is true because I mentioned it back then. I wish I could find that. But in any case, uh, yeah she has sunk this low. What she's too good to do weddings and bat mitzvah's?

675 days ago

_][ Character_Assassin ][_    

She'll do a few lines of Coke before she'll ever do a Bar Mitzvah.

675 days ago


YES Lindsay your career has sunk that low!!!!!!! Dont see any job offers for you in the future!!!!! Producers wont ever take achance on you again, you were lucky with Liz and Dick and you managed to screw that producer over with your behavior and the movie was a total flop anyway!!!!

675 days ago


"And now, Lindsay's pissed -- insisting her career hasn't sunk so low that she'd be forced to do anything like a Bar Mitzvah or a wedding ... not yet anyway."
WRONG you entitled SLAG, your 'career' HAS sunk that low and beyond. Get used to it.

675 days ago


Just when I thought there would not be a Lindsay story today. She is the gift that keeps on giving.

675 days ago

Where Are All The Real Celebrities    

123 Talent decided not to go with Lindsay Lohan as they were advised by a source close to Ms. Lohan, that she would be unable to fulfull her obligations due to a prior committment which render the actress (cough, cough) unavailable for at least 265 days beginning 1/15/13

675 days ago

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

Her career hasn't sunk so low that she needs to do Bar Mitzvahs, because she's still got that opportunity to star in a remake of The Fly.

Should save the studio thousands on makeup.

675 days ago


I kind of wanted a new story today, but Lohan just cashing in on this boring BS....meh. I hope the taxman is keeping tabs on her.

675 days ago

Ellie G    

Jewish people all over the world just sighed with relief.

675 days ago


Why would the kid's parents hire her. Why not just get him a drunk hooker. Probably cleaner.

675 days ago


Life lesson for young jewish boys. Just because a slag that thinks she's all that and a bag of chips throws herself at you doesn't mean it's wife material. This is the epitome of a gold digging, frequently used douche. THIS IS NOT what you are intended to lose your virginity to, if you do, GOD WILL STRIKE YOU IMPENITENT.

675 days ago

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

They wouldn't want her dirty shiksa ass around anyway. What would she do there? Smoke like a train and discuss the state of Israel?

675 days ago


Lindsay's profile for future projects:

Yep, it's blank. NOTHING in her future. She should be begging to do anything that comes her way. Guess Liz & Dick did nothing for her career, as most of us knew would happen.

675 days ago

Where Are All The Real Celebrities    

Lindsay Lohan would be the kind of entertainment you'd hire for a stag party, not a Bar Mitvah/Wedding

675 days ago

That Pop Life..yeah..    

This trick is too through,to the curb into the gutter,out to the Muddy Mississippi she hose...The oceans too beautiful for that pos .

675 days ago
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