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Lindsay Lohan

I'm Not a Trailer-Trashing

Toilet Clogger!

12/19/2012 5:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan says she's been framed -- she couldn't have trashed her "Scary Movie 5" trailer ... 'cause it was trashed when she got there, and producers retaliated because they were pissed off she was a no-show for the first day of shooting ... so Lindsay is telling close friends.

Lindsay is pissed at reports claiming she clogged her toilet -- along with all the other toilets on the set. 

Now here's Lindsay's story -- she's telling friends producers were ferociously upset she missed the kickoff day ... even though she told them she had walking pneumonia and doctors ordered her NOT to fly.

We're told when she arrived belatedly, the trailer was a disaster -- the shower and toilet were not working ... and she had to do her biz in adjoining trailers.

It was only after the shoot that Lindsay was accused of wreaking plumbing havoc and told she would not get her full paycheck ... to cover repair costs.

LiLo's friends say her people and movie honchos went back and forth for weeks before she finally waived the white flag ... and tens of thousands of bucks were deducted from her paycheck.

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241.

Ellie G    

If I had a nickel for every time an actress has had to defend her BOWEL MOVEMENTS I would have...well...nothing. Lindsay is such a pioneer.

639 days ago
242.

Grandma Cracker    

Did she clog that crapper while flushing her own career?

639 days ago
243.

kahv    

haha, guys! come on!! *waved the white flage. waive is live in waiver. she waived her rights. waves is like.. oh i don't know.. something a flag would do.

639 days ago
244.

StarryStarryNight    

dlisted:

We knew this day would finally come and it's finally here. Just in time for the end of the world. I've covered every inch of Lindsay Lohan and now I'm finally covering her bowel movements. Yes, I'm about to write about how LiLo is so full of **** that she's clogging up every toilet she squats over. In the game of gossip limbo, I've finally gotten so low that my droopy ass lips are dragging against the sand. Congratulations to us all.

This BREAKING TOILETS NEWS story was first reported by Wetpaint a day ago and then TMZ picked it up this morning. Most us know that LiLo creates some major **** bombs (see: Liz & Dick) and some source told Wetpaint that the plumbers on the set of Scary Movie 5 learned that the hard way. They say that LiLo not only trashed her trailer, but she suffocated the toilet with her freckled poops. Because the toilets in the other trailers were connected by the system, they clogged too. So Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen and the rest of the cast had to **** in coffee cans. But TMZ has cleared this up (I'm not proud of that pun).

Their source (aka LiLo) says that LiLo was framed! LiLo is telling friends that she believes the producers sabotaged her trailer before she got there, because they were upset that she missed her first day of work due to "walking pneumonia." When LiLo did show up for work, the shower and toilet in her trailer were both broken, so she had to use the toilet in other trailers. After LiLo's shoot was finished, the producers accused her of screwing up the plumbing system and wanted her to pay up. LiLo's people went back and forth before she finally exhaled and **** up the money. LiLo agreed to let the producers take thousands of dollars from her paycheck to pay for repairs.

Lindsay Lohan can't even take a simple dump without it turning into a huge dramatic mess involving lawyers. But whatever, I blame the toilet. It's the toilet's fault for being such a perfect place to get rid of coke when the producers and insurance men try to find your hidden stash by bringing drug-sniffing dogs into your trailer. Blame the toilet.

639 days ago
245.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

So Blohans version is the trailer was ALREADY trashed before she arrived and out of spite, the producers made her pay for it? Oh come now, you can do better than that! If it happened as Blohan told it, she would have been screaming to every tabloid/gossip blog on the planet and threatened to sue for her full pay.

639 days ago
246.

woodin    

She is so done. Image she's practically begging for work, yet uses a doctor's excuse to not show up for the first day of work.......betcha she was healthy enough to smoked tho....

What a waste!

639 days ago
247.

SuzanMoore22    

just before I saw the bank draft of $4418, I accept that my brothers friend was like actualey receiving money parttime on their apple laptop.. there aunt had bean doing this for under 6 months and just now repayed the dept on their home and bought a top of the range Honda. go to Great60....com

639 days ago
248.

Vorlon    

Where's Crazy Bitter Susan screaming that this is a BS Story For Hits????

639 days ago
249.

Andyconda    

hate when someone does a Lee Harvey aswald poop and blames me

639 days ago
250.

stargazer    

Um, at that time she hadn't even seen a doctor. She was the one saying she had walking pneumonia. At no point did ANY doctor say she had walking pneumonia. She was out partying night after night and was too hung over to go, that is why she missed the first day, everyone knows this. She also trashed the trailer on the Liz & Dick set. No one is setting her up, she has no respect for property that belongs to someone else. Stating that a big studio set her up only shows how delusional she is.

639 days ago
251.

jc    

This dumb b*tch can't even take a dump right!
Or without turning it into a money makin' story
LMAO!

639 days ago
252.

delusional much LL?    

anyone who has seen the list of lowhan's sh*tty deeds knows she has gotten away with murder.
those are the things that have been made public.
heaven knows that's not where that list ends.

the director she dated, brett ratner, was on howard stern's show a while ago .
after having not been in contact with her she showed up unannounced and found him with another girl.
angry lowhan busted his driveway lights out with her heels.
vandalism pure and simple,another crime she's gotten away with.
this is a nasty person whose time needs to come and come soon.

639 days ago
253.

Nobrows    

Are people picking on poor Lindsey again? Poor, poor Lindsey.

639 days ago
254.

Andyconda    

<<------her new vehicle

639 days ago
255.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

PRINCESS POOP Truer words . . .
GC, you're a GENIUS . . .

639 days ago
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