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Bunny Ranch

Whore Contract --

BRING YOUR OWN LUBE!!!

12/23/2012 6:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Ever wonder what it takes to be a whore? Here's a quick list of requirements from Nevada's famed Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel: weekly STD testing ... your own personal sex toy collection ... an endless supply of condoms ... lube ... and $25 a day.

The list of must-haves is outlined in a contract signed by Bunny Ranch whore "Jimi Lynn" -- who's currently being sued by the Ranch for failing to report more than $300,000 in gifts she allegedly received from one of her johns.

According to the lawsuit, Lynn is required to give the Ranch 50% of everything she makes in the line of duty -- including the cash value of all gifts she receives -- and the Ranch is out for its cut.

Lynn's contract was submitted as part of new legal docs in the lawsuit -- and it's pretty hilarious.

By signing the contract, Lynn agreed to pay the Ranch $25 a day for room and board, which gives her a bed to sleep in, plus two meals.

According to the contract, drugs are not allowed in her whore room at any time. All whores are also forbidden from seeing their johns outside the whore house.

And this is nice -- no whore will be forced to bang a man she does not want to bang.

There are no sex quotas either -- a whore may bang as many people as she wishes.

And the best part -- FREE WI-FI!!!!

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Where Are All The Real Celebrities    

Hint, hint Lindsay Lohan lol

638 days ago
2.

Decker    

Do we really have to dis the girls by constantly calling them 'whores', surely 'sex workers' is a lot more respectfull.

638 days ago
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liquidbabydoll    

brothel owner is a slob pig gy who pollutes the planet with his existence

638 days ago
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Church Lady    

No doubt this was written by a man. A man who disrespects women. Prostitutes are not whores. They are prostitutes or sex workers. Regardless of what they do for a living, they are still women and you need to cease your women-hating rhetoric.

638 days ago
5.

spectator72    

Some one better call Will ( Clint Eastwood ) Munny and Unforgiven

638 days ago
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BSname    

We get it TMZ they get paid to have sex, so you are justified in calling them Whores.
TMZ you're honorable profession makes its money off of publishing hurtful gossip and innuendo.
What should the people who work at TMZ be called?

638 days ago
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Ivan in Phoenix    

Why is TMZ so obsessed with porn stars and whores?! Or maybe I should be asking who at TMZ is so obsessed? Max? Fat Mike? Harvey?

638 days ago
8.

Kumar    

Why did you release her SSN number. Soon TMZ will find themself in the headline of TMZ. Open the W-9 file in the pdf, change angle of your laptop slowly you wil be able to read the SSN.

638 days ago
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Majestik    

TMZ, WTF? You've invited Porn Stars onto TMZ Live several times. The whole lot of you were tripping all over yourselves when the ladies were there. Not once did I hear you refer to them as WHORES yet you'll call the ladies from a brothel "WHORES" how's that work for you TMZ?
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BTW, whoever wrote this sounds like they just flunked Grade 12, that's some serious animosity in the post with "WHORE" typed out as many times as it was. Did your Mother once upon a time work there? Sheesh.

638 days ago
10.

Lola    

Real nice Christmas story. Is that the Jewish protest, Harvey? TMZ has gotten really nasty since I hear they were bought out by that porn company. Seriously. This is what the future holds for you TMZ readers.

638 days ago
11.

CN    

Whores, whores, and more whores. We get it TMZ - women are whores and men are johns. Why aren't men Whore Users or Men Whores?

638 days ago
12.

chefadam    

You make it sound like a bad thing.

638 days ago
13.

magistare    

Less sensational edition that does not sound written ten minutes before deadline.

Bunny Ranch
Entertainer Contract --
BRING YOUR OWN DEVICES (BYOD)
Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz2Fsh4vO1H

Ever wonder what it takes to be a Entertainer at the World Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada?
Here's a quick list of requirements: weekly STD testing, weekly TTD testing (Textually Transmitted Diseases, We know our readers are smart but we get novices too)
... your own personal sex toy collection ... an endless supply of condoms ... lubrication salves and oils because we know they care ... and $25 a day rent.

The list of must-haves is outlined in a contract signed by Bunny Ranch Entertainer "Jimi Lynn" -- who's currently being sued by the Ranch for failing to report more than $300,000 in gifts she allegedly received from one of her clients.

According to the lawsuit, Lynn is required to give the Ranch 50% of everything she makes in the line of duty -- including the cash value of all gifts she receives -- and the Ranch is out for its cut.

Lynn's contract was submitted as part of new legal docs in the lawsuit -- and it's pretty hilarious.

By signing the contract, Lynn agreed to pay the Ranch $25 a day for room and board, which gives her a bed to sleep in, plus two meals.

According to the contract, Entertainers are forbidden from seeing their clients outside the Company Grounds and specify no drugs are allowed on the premises.

And this amusing note -- no Entertainer will be forced to perform with a Client she does not want to have relations with.

There are no quotas for intercourse -- an Entertainer may perform services with as many people as she wishes.

And the best part -- FREE WI-FI!!!!

Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz2FsgywL5Z

Perhaps we should ask for the contract needed to work at TMZ. I am sure it would be much more entertaining.

638 days ago
14.

Jody    

I'm glad TMZ used the word whore very liberally. These women are disgusting.

638 days ago
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Mendal    

Hey geniuses at TMZ, her SSN is clearly visiable. Just because you cover it with a marker doesn't make it invisiable. Doh!

638 days ago
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