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Cops to Rihanna

German Man is No Stalker

... Just a Deutsche Bag

12/24/2012 11:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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The German dude who trespassed on to the property where Rihanna is staying in Barbados is not a stalker and poses no threat ... he's just a moron ... this according to police.

We broke the story, cops were called to the property when the random German guy swam up to Rihanna's beachfront villa yesterday ... and tried to walk in like he belonged. He clearly did not.

Cops tell us ... officers spoke with the man and determined it was all just a giant misunderstanding. We're told the guy simply didn't realize he was entering private property, despite the fact there was a large security team standing guard.

He was not arrested -- and police say he's not in trouble at all.

As for Rihanna ... she was probably too high to realize anything happened anyway.

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birdman    

lol the last line was great

578 days ago
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Tesla_Consulting    

2 high? I think she'll remember the attitude.

578 days ago
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KimKnLohanRSlutbags    

The scent of catfish and weed between her legs led him straight to her!

578 days ago
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Celebrities Suck    

Rihanana smoking marijuana will make you Hallucinate, and it will also make you paranoid. You're a pot head you should know. Not everyone wants to stalk you, you're delusional.

578 days ago
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Celeb Gossip Addict    

I don't know if it was because of him, but her an her entourage appear to have packed up and left the property not long ago.

578 days ago
6.

Berserk    

The swollen lump in his swimming trunks is glistening in the sun...

578 days ago
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YouDontSay    

She could kick his a z z

578 days ago
8.

Kiki    

does anyone/ tmz know the guys name? or just his first name? I think I know him...but I'm not sure.

578 days ago
9.

James25    

Wow. Rafael Nadal has really let himself go.

578 days ago
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Queen.of.the.Obvious    

She was probably too high to realize....hahaha good one. TMZ!

578 days ago
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NOT ELMO    

German Man is No Stalker, Just a Deutsche Bag...............they should marry each other....

578 days ago
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Kash511    

Wait. The large security team just let him waltz on the property? Aren't they the morons?

577 days ago
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mark    

am i the only one who realizes that rihanna doesn't sing?! her, "singing" voice is exactly like her talking voice. she, "sings" in the same octave. in all of her songs (at least the few that - i've heard...i like real music that's played by talented musicians like miles davis or herbie han**** or rush or the grateful dead etc.) she simply talks using a particular rhythm. SHE'S NO SINGER, NOR IS SHE A MUSICIAN!!! she's pretty and that's why they gave her a contract. she is one of the least talented, "entertainers" in the industry. and the extremely little "singing" she does, is all auto-tune corrected...never has a single entertainer been as over-rated as rihanna. she should have stuck to looking pretty and keeping her mouth closed. beyond her inability to sing, she's dumber than salad dressing.

577 days ago
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Seldombinlaid    

Was the punching bag even home?

577 days ago
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tahoegeminii    

celebrities just always think it is all about them-and when it's not they get offended at that too-like when Britney did that video singing don't look at me -don't look at me and she gives a huge crotch shot in a music video while she is saying-don't look at me-ridiculous-obviously they want everyone to look and be obsessed but they want to complain about it all the time-bitter with the sweet-if they want the cash that pays for those lavish opulent vacations then they are going to have to put up with people obsessing on them-that is the whole reason they get paid

577 days ago
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