
Joanna Krupa's hysterical attempt to stand-up paddleboard in Miami proves even though she's well-equipped to float ... she's far from seaworthy. Still hot as sin, though.
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Too blonde and too Polish. With those two classifications, I'm surprised she isn't standing on the paddle and pushing through the water with the boat
She's too stupid to even be a model. This video is a perfect example. Paddling around backwards in circles in the hope the papz will take her seriously as a paddle boarder and publish the pics. What a reject. Her meathead BF can't even stand her.
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