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Kristen Stewart

Got a Sling In Her Ass

12/28/2012 8:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

1228_kristen_stewart_x17Doing her best Dennis the Menace impression, Kristen Stewart hopped out of a truck in L.A. armed and not-so-dangerous ... with a slingshot in her back pocket.

We don't know what the 22-year-old was taking aim at yesterday, but as long as it's not married directors ... everything should be fine.

Not to be overshadowed by the slingshot ... Kristen's legs also made an appearance. Nice.

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Menace to society     

She should aim to take a bath

603 days ago
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GatorBait    

Ewww

603 days ago
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Majestik    

That's the most azz she's had in her life.
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George Carlin once said that for him to have an azz he'd need five handkerchiefs and a wallet.

603 days ago
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NoseySOB    

In other news, Sarah Silverman is hot!

603 days ago
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Pudding Tang    

Symbolic of Rupert Sanders testicles (in a sling)

603 days ago
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Master P    

In Europe, this chick would be flipping Burgers at McDs. I don't understand why anybody would enable sloppy-ass, Jane Average types to become the 'celebrities' that they 'are'.

603 days ago
7.

Mattie    

You're not going to let this one trick pony disappear quietly, are you, TMZ? :(

603 days ago
8.

su    

you can't wash off that kind of filth.

603 days ago
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Majestik    

I noticed her and the boyfriend aren't being seen out that much anymore, gee, wonder why? Has the last film hit DVD yet? I know she had another movie that was just released, haven't heard a word about it since though.

603 days ago
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Rusty Shackleford    

"nice legs"??? are you high, nothing about this girl has EVER been attractive.

603 days ago
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GJ    

I CAN'T STAND HER. SHE IS SO GROSS. I BET SHE SMELLS REALLY BAD. HO BAG STEWERT. TRAMP. SLUT.

603 days ago
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Robin    

I bet she's had more things up there and a sling.

603 days ago
13.

Robin    

Than a sling. I bet she's had more things up there than a sling. Next time I'll finish my coffee before commenting.

603 days ago
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PR stunt    

She is a trampire and always will be a trampire. She is an adulteress. She is trying so hard to clean up her image. No one (except her insane and pathetic fandom) believe in her PR relationship with Pattinson and no one think she is an actress. She is the new Lindsay Lohan. Is a laughing stock and is desperate for attention.

603 days ago
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QueenB    

Keep your legs closed to merried men....And she's not that pretty.

603 days ago
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