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Hugh Hefner & Crystal

Chasing Tail

at Mansion Wedding

1/1/2013 12:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Barking News

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Hugh Hefner or Crystal Harris's dog -- it's a toss up which one's sniffed more ass at the Playboy mansion ... but one of them took last night off, we presume, for the Harris-Hefner wedding.

Ex-Playmate Crystal forced her Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, named Charles, to go black tie for the ceremony ... which was attended by a small group of family and friends.

We're not much for wedding pics ... unless there's a damn cute dog involved.

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So, there ya go.

Fun fact: Most King Charles Spaniels live between 10 and 15 years. Hef's longest marriage was 10 years and change.

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31.

kerry    

An old man getting married to his grand daughter???

568 days ago
32.

55vineyard    

What a cute dog, always had a liking for spaniels, last dog I had was an English pointer.

568 days ago
33.

john johnson    

so, crystal has to look forward to changing diapers....and not the babys either.

568 days ago
34.

R    

She is the perfect ideal woman for him. He's always been stuck in his '20s and early '30s. I'm sure they really do get along. Other than that, I do not give a ****.

568 days ago
35.

Spicy mag    

He must love her. Hopefully it's mutual. Marriage isn't just about sex, so what if he's an old man. He does what he wants to. I'm sure the prenuptial is tight so his sons don't get the shaft when it's time to read the Wil.

568 days ago
36.

john johnson    

i sense the scent of bengay, moth balls, and ass. what a creep. when he was her age , her grandmother was probably born.

568 days ago
37.

JesusSaves    

LOOK! Her head is twice as big as his!!!

568 days ago
38.

brainscan    

Go figure? How long can old Hefner keep this up before he strokes out from a Viagra over dose.

568 days ago
39.

InformationTrafficker    

With all due respect Mr. Hefner, Crystal Harris played you for a fool and did it publicly.


What man in his right mind marries a woman who publicly stated on live talk radio that sex with him was disgusting and that she wanted nothing to do with him or the empire that helped make her?


She obviously tried to do her own thing with her career and it failed miserably. What's amazing is that she had the audacity and gumption to come crawling back when things didn't work out as expected. Mr. Hefner, you should have told her to go **** herself.


Mr. Hefner, you pretty much **** all over your legacy when you let that flunkie back into your household.


She is likely going to be your last wife. Are you truly comfortable as a man with what she clearly has gotten away with?


It is a sad day for men everywhere when one of the last playboys allows himself to be undermined in such a fashion.

Men used to stand against being used by a woman in such a fashion. Not anymore...

568 days ago
40.

Sugar Kitty    

I think Hef could have done better than this Crystal hag. Plus she seems too old for him.

568 days ago
41.

Joybubble55    

What an old fool....

568 days ago
42.

Jason    

Hey look, Hef married a BlTCH

568 days ago
43.

Majestik    

Is it just me, or does she look pregnant?

568 days ago
44.

Meanie    

The thought of those to f'ging makes me barf in my mouth. I'd rather blow the dog.

568 days ago
45.

Lenn K.    

Now Crystal it's time for the count down to the big payday you've been waiting for. It won't be too long you're only 26.

568 days ago
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