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Simon Cowell

The Moobs Cover-Up!

1/4/2013 9:03 AM PST BY Johnny Lopez

0104_simon_cowell_ramey_articleThere is one part of his body that Simon Cowell does not want to expose to the sun -- or photographers -- his luscious hairy man boobs.

While soaking up the rays on a yacht in St. Barts, "The X Factor" king kept it demure by making sure his masculine buxom boy-breasts were always covered up.

Doesn't the 53-year-old know everyone goes topless in the Caribbean?

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static    

It makes me happy to know that prick is self conscious about the way he looks.

654 days ago
17.

DaveT    

(fondles own man-boobs and ponders the meaning of toothpaste in a pump)

654 days ago
18.

Bill Leslie    

If he is ashamed of the moobs he should drop some weight the big fatty.

654 days ago
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fargone    

Breast reduction surgery...NOW!

654 days ago
20.

brainscan    

Aww c'mon Simon don't be shy, show the world your big ugly hairy tits.

654 days ago
21.

bb    

Everything about this guy is so square - square head, square face, square torso. And the boobs? He doesn't need surgery, just needs to tone up.

654 days ago
22.

Michelle    

Yall can rag on Simon all you want, but he gets more p*ssy than all you guys put together!

654 days ago
23.

KanyeWest    

He's the man

654 days ago
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DeeMaree    

I don't know why he would cover them up when shirtless. He wears tight tees that show those moobs anyway. You rock Simon.

654 days ago
25.

Killmonokill    

I don't get why a guy who has all the money in the world wouldn't just get a little lipo if he's that insecure.. At that age dumbbell flys arnt gunna cut it

654 days ago
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Abyss316    

With all his money, I don't see why he doesn't get them fixed.

654 days ago
27.

EasilyHard    

He sheets money from his crap shows and closeted bands get the fat sucked out LADY Man!!!

654 days ago
28.

Vernon P. Alarcon    

3. Semen should get her nipples pierced...

654 days ago
29.

Caliwestsidegirl    

Hey Cowell... STOP TAKING THEM ESTROGENS!

654 days ago
30.

Ivan in Phoenix    

That's what happens to older guys who smoked a lot of pot over the years.

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