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Lindsay Lohan

Dodges Legal Bullet ...

For Now

1/7/2013 7:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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1214_lindsay_lohan_01Lindsay Lohan was a no-show in a NYC courtroom this morning for her nightclub assault case -- but, luckily for her ... prosecutors delayed the proceedings.

Lohan was scheduled to make her first court appearance for the nightclub fight she got into with a woman back in November. LiLo allegedly punched the woman in her face, then got arrested (below) and booked for 3rd degree misdemeanor assault.

This morning prosecutors announced, "The investigation into this case is continuing."

Good thing, since Lindsay never made it to the courthouse, and it was touch and go if she'd make it anyway ... since she's been hanging in London for the last week.

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Attorney Mark Heller -- who says he's representing Linds -- was there and claims she's "a victim of someone trying to capture their 15 minutes of fame." He also said a psychic told Lindsay Lohan she will have a great 2013 ... so there's that.

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151.

LLsez    

WTF?? With her "extraordinary talent", why is Blo's name missing from the Golden Globe nominations??
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BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
a. Nicole Kidman – HEMINGWAY & GELLHORN
b. Jessica Lange – AMERICAN HORROR STORY: ASYLUM
c. Sienna Miller – THE GIRL
d. Julianne Moore – GAME CHANGE
e. Sigourney Weaver – POLITICAL ANIMALS

600 days ago
152.

LLsez    

Lindsay Lohan's laughable about performance of Elizabeth Taylor in Lifetime's telefilm "Liz & Dick" is tailor-made for the Razzie Awards. In fact, this two-time Razzie winner (Lohan tied herself as Lead Actress in "I Know Who Killed Me," 2007) encompasses nearly everything the Razzies look for in a performance.


The only problem? "Liz & Dick" is ineligible because it was made for television.

John Wilson, founder of the Golden Raspberry Awards, told Gold Derby, "If this had been a 'real' movie, as opposed to being made for cable, Lohan would be a shoo-in for a Worst Actress Razzie nomination."

Strong words from the Razzies head honcho, but he didn't stop there.

After watching "Liz & Dick," Wilson told us, "Wow, whatta train wreck! At least the actor playing Burton [Grant Bowler] made an effort -- Lohan didn't bother doing much beyond just showing up to the make-up trailer and putting on wigs."

He finished his review by declaring Lohan's performance "utterly vacuous" and "embarrassing" -- two great qualities the Razzies look for every year when choosing their winners

600 days ago
153.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Dont know about any of you guys but Im still laughing my ass off to,


A psychic told Lindsay Lohan she will have a great 2013


I think I broke a rib, my friend and I are cracking up.


That and Dina had a armed force of Police at a hotel on Long Island while she phoned in a interview to The Daily News.


The tears are rolling down my face Im laughing so hard

600 days ago
154.

kanye east    

From Disbarred Heller:

"From my understanding, Lindsay was being approached by a fortune teller who sought to provide a reading to her and she politely said 'I don't want to participate' and declined," Heller said. "You would think if [Mitchell] was a fortune teller, she would have been able to see this happening in advance. But obviously her skills weren't that honed."

Witness recordings demonstrate: Linds to the Gypsy (after ordering some more pitchers of Southern Comfort): "I'm a star!!! She's a NOBODY!!! Move that cone!!! I'm Lindsay LOhan!!! Get her outta here!!! Fvcking Gypsy!!!"

If that's polite, I can't wait to see how Linds reacts when she thinks no one's recording her.

600 days ago
155.

Marvin    

MiLO....have you no shame......"at her parents house" Really????

600 days ago
156.

Ali    

Whatever, The law here is being made a joke out of. I doesn't matter what or where she does it, she continues to still get away with her illegal behavior. If it were any of us did the things that she has done we would be serving jail sentences. I don't care if she is an addict! She has been afforded the luxury of some of the best rehabs in the world and has treated them all like a vacation. Put her in Rehab in Jail! I know I pay taxes to which a portion goes to pay for these criminal"s food, education, health, dental, therapy, and rehab in jail for those her are junkies like her! I'm sooo tired of it!

600 days ago
157.

seamus     

If I wanted to bring my dog to England-he would most likely need to be in quarantine for a while-yet bitcho still walks the street of London with impunity. Where is Jack the Ripper when you need him.

600 days ago
158.

janet    

Who the hell is Lohan trying to kid. She never has any intention of showing good faith to the courts. Just the opposite. If she did she would have been in court this morning to show that. Nope. No good intentions whatsoever.


Of course court date no show. Right on time for Lindsay, Dina and Michael to pull their same old con scam. Lohan intensionally screws up for attention, Dina and Michael go right into the same overplayed blame game mode it's each others fault bla, bla, bla.


Dina can you say Dr. Phil. Dina pushed for the interview and she got it for all to see at her true colors wasted on national TV and couldn't spin it around. Oh, she did try. How funny was that lame attempt.


Dina pushing a 51 year old woman trying to act like a 25 year old. Who is $1.3million in debt and growing.


Lohan pushing 27 years old, loves to party and when caught blames mommy and daddy. Lohan did all of this on her own.


Lohan quickly realized that blameing mommy and daddy it's their fault cut her breaks, Dina and Michael jumped on that bandwagon knowing they could make money blameing each other for what Lindsay did all on her own. ach other. Still goin on.

Lidnsay Lohan has drinking and drug buddies. Dina is her biggest drinking and drug buddy.

600 days ago
159.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

Meh, Dina blames Milo, Milo blames Dina, NOBODY blames Blohan, same ole, same ole. . .

600 days ago
160.

jc    

Hey sterlingguys
"any of you peeps not believing dina lohan in the nydn are sick in the head, she can prove the abuse by milo.
kate major is a fool for going back to him but she had no pride or self respect"
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So if Kate is a fool for going back, What the hell does that make DUIna?
She is recalling crap that happened in 1986...If things were sooooo bad then why did the crazy bitcho stay and go on to have Lindsay (born 1986), Michael (born 1987), Ali (born 1993), and Dakota (born 1996). Only to divorce him in 2005.
Must not have been TOO bad.
At least now we know where Liho learned her game of....."it's OK to fvck-up, just blame someone/anyone else, never taking responsibility for your own actions.

600 days ago
161.

DeeMaree    

WTF. This is a simple case. Either Lindsey hit the physic who didnt "see" that coming or she didn't. You had everyone at the scene to get statements from. What else do you need to investigate. On top of that, These prosecutors had no balls. They knew she wasn't there. Could have had a warrant out for her by not asking for a delay, and still had a later court date if not ready. But why weren't they ready? These charges might be falling apart. Something stinks here and Lindsey thinks everythings going her way yet again; because no repercussions for not being where she LEGALLY had to be!!!

600 days ago
162.

EarthAngel    

Her ATTORNEY says a psychic told Lilo she would have a good 2013???
Ironic she is in this mess because she claims a "fvcking gypsy" was trying to give her a reading.....LMAO

600 days ago
163.

paul a.    

He reminds me of Baghdad Bob!

Give LL credit. She found a lawyer who is crazier than her!

600 days ago
164.

LK    

I'M GOING BACK 2 SLEEP LOL
WAKE ME UP IF SHE EVER COMES BACK 2 THE USA & THE FEDS PICK HER UP 4 TAX EVASION

600 days ago
165.

Marvin    

The prosecution postponed the arraignment and said that the case is still being investigated. Sounds like the case may fall apart and the charges aren't filed.

600 days ago
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