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Marlon Wayans

KG Would WHOOP

Carmelo's Ass!!!

1/10/2013 5:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Kevin Garnett
would've laid the smack down on Carmelo Anthony if things came to blows during their post-game standoff this week ... all because of KG's cartoonishly long arms ... so says Marlon Wayans.

Marlon was out in NYC yesterday when we asked about the Melo vs. KG beef -- and his answer ... is ... hilarious.

The highlights -- KG's got arms like Dhalsim from "Street Fighter" ... and on a completely unrelated note, the world is run by vagina. Must watch.

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Tifftiff84    

Marlon is hilarious lol "the worlds ran by pink energy" smh

589 days ago
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brainscan    

hahaha.... Marlon is funny...

589 days ago
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KanyeWest    

Sonic boom

589 days ago
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tracker    

A Boston fan here would like to tell Kevin G to grow the hell up!Carmello I,m sorry you had to be so disrespected.we know your a class act,kevin not so much.

589 days ago
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neglky    

Lol so its so true, only if women knew how to use that vagina to rule the world, that is some serious power lol. Of course the gays reading this dont know what the **** im talking about lol

589 days ago
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Daisygirl420    

Lmao I love the wayans' family. Still waitingon ffor that in living color reunion.

589 days ago
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Joey    

Marlon you are a fool. you are such a puss I think thta my mama could kick your A$$

589 days ago
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James Miller    

Marlon is a damn fool lol Speaking of Boston, check this dude out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKpA2V88tZk

589 days ago
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speakMYbrain    

KG IS A BEAST....MELO is...... mellow

589 days ago
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DrSqueeze    

MELO, from Brooklyn would kick KG's a$$ back to South Carolina. He would drop him like a bag of dirt...

589 days ago
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DaveT    

Bahaha "me and my brothers fought over vagina"
..."you took the last vagina! you knew it was for me!"...."too bad so sad you weren't quick enough fool!"...."get ready for an ass whoopin'"...
And good points, while feminism loves to blame men and patriarchy for all the wars and bloodshed, factually there have always been women behind the scenes cheerleading the men into fighting.

589 days ago
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Bombshell    

Too funny but true

589 days ago
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Bieber4potter    

Why is anyone talking to this clown. He is painfully unfunny.

589 days ago
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Los Pepes    

What moron would think this ass clown is funny?????????????????????

589 days ago
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tarheel gramma    

"...without flies around him.". Hilarious!!!

588 days ago
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