(10:00) Justin Bieber is being sued by his former bodyguard -- who says the pint-sized singer attacked him! You have to see video of the incident we managed to dig up.
(14:00) Ben Affleck was snubbed for Best Director Oscar! How did a guy who was a lock for the WIN not even get nominated? We have a theory.
(18:00) Beyonce says one of the most ridiculous things of all-time -- that she can't even fathom her own power. Marlon Wayans -- star of "A Haunted House" -- joins the show to the praise the power ... of Beyonce's almighty ass.
(24:00) Britney Spears is saying goodbye to "X Factor" -- and although her star power will be tough to replace ... her contribution to the show won't.
(29:00) Kendall Jenner -- who is a Kardashian -- takes a shot at the paparazzi for taking photos of celebs without asking. Repeat ... a Kardashian is upset at photographers. A KARDASHIAN!
(33:00) Charlie Sheen opens his wallet yet again to someone in need -- proving he's the nicest bad boy on the planet.
(36:00) It's time again for ... Tim's rejected stories of the week!
(38:00) The floor is yours!