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Jason London

Beaten, Arrested and

Allegedly Craps Himself

1/29/2013 4:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Jason London mug shot

Jason London crapped himself in the back seat of a cop car Sunday morning ... minutes after the "Dazed & Confused" actor was punched in the face in a bar fight ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ.

Here's what the report says ...

Cops were called to the Martini Ranch bar in Scottsdale, Arizona at 1:42 AM on Sunday morning after getting a call about a man who was bleeding on the street.

When officers arrived to the scene ... they found Jason nursing a swollen eye. Cops spoke to a bouncer who told them Jason had been inside the club, walked by him and sneezed on him.  The bouncer asked for an apology, and Jason allegedly punched him in the face.

40-year-old Jason was thrown out of the bar kicking and screaming and in the process he was beaten up.

Paramedics arrived to the scene to treat London, but cops say the actor got aggressive with the responders and shoved some of them. Cops say one of the officers was forced to deliver a knee strike to London's right thigh so they could seat him on the ground. London later called one of the officers a "f**king hillbilly."

Jason was eventually arrested for disorderly conduct/fighting and assault.

On his way to the police station ... Jason uttered a homophobic slur to the cops ... saying, "Guess what fa**ot?  I f***ing love this.  I f***ing own you guys so hard.  I'm rich and I'm a motherf***ing famous actor!  F***ing look me up, bitch."

Jason continued ... "It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea."  According to the police report, Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants.  Jason then said, "I told you I'm happy as s**t."

The next day, cops say they spoke with Jason's wife Sofia who told them ... "I know he's an a**hole when he drinks."

Cops say Sofia also told them she had spoken with Jason ... and he had no recollection of the incident.

1:50 PM PT -- Jason just tweeted about the story ... saying the police report is a "total f*cking lie."

Jason explains, "I got jumped by three 250 pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes."

"I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see."

He continues, "Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona."



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He looks dazed & confused....anything to stay current I guess

639 days ago

Az Heat    

Welcome to Az! Haha

639 days ago


This guy sounds like a total d-bag...but, I can't lie - I find the thought of ****ting your pants on purpose in a cop car after being arrested pricelessly hilarious.

639 days ago


Wow - he should be the poster child for "this is you on drugs!"

639 days ago


Cops and bouncers. They always tell the truth.

639 days ago


All I can say is wow! Went to school with both of them and actually sat by both of them in theater arts for two or three years. So weird seeing how they both turned out. But the sad thing is, they could both be a**holes back then, but then again, what guy wasn't one in high school!!

639 days ago


Not surprised

639 days ago

David Addison    

"You gotta what do what Randall "Pink" Floyd wants to do, man. You just gotta keep livin man... L-I-V-I-N" - Dazed and Confused

639 days ago


Drinking has made him look like sh*t!!!!!!

639 days ago



638 days ago


Who the hell is this dude??????

638 days ago

Stay classy!

638 days ago


Hmm, doubt if Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt got arrested they would need 2 say " I'm famous, Google me ". Just sayin'.

638 days ago

mark c    

He was the only one who didnt sign the football pledge not to do drugs and to be responsible over the summer in DAZED AND CONFUSED.... boy does his life suck now.

637 days ago

Jake Labrador    


637 days ago
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