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Lindsay Lohan

I Won't Be In Court ...

I'm Sick

1/29/2013 1:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0129_lindsay_lohan_soho_shopping_launchLindsay Lohan is gonna be in a heap of trouble tomorrow ... we've learned she will NOT be in an L.A. court Wednesday as required, because she claims she's sick ... but pictures prove otherwise.

We've learned Lindsay's new lawyer, Mark Heller, submitted documents notifying the judge she's too ill to fly.  Heller submitted a note from a Park Avenue doctor who says Lindsay has an upper respiratory infection and can't fly for her own safety as well as the safety of the public.

Heller also submitted an article from the New York Post from January 11, reporting that a flu epidemic has hit the Big Apple.

But take a look at the pictures showing Lindsay on an all-day shopping spree in SoHo Saturday -- the same day the doctor allegedly examined her. She's even smoking ... which doesn't seem like great idea for someone with a respiratory infection.

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Interesting ... the judge hasn't even approved Heller -- a New York lawyer -- to appear in a California court on Lindsay's behalf and already there are shenanigans.

As for Lindsay ... she's in trouble.  The judge could issue a warrant for her arrest if the excuse proves bogus.

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196.

WTH     

well lets hope the drugs kill her soon :)

540 days ago
197.

KiwiMama    

Her parents need to pull their heads outta their asses & help this girl. Be parents for crying out loud!!..

540 days ago
198.

tricks for spree    

lol that is Vikram i wonder why a billionare chooses to stick with Lindsay who has been around the block and hasn't looked good for a long time

540 days ago
199.

Nancy    

She has a upper respiratory infection but in the photos, she is smoking.

540 days ago
200.

travis    

boo you whore

540 days ago
201.

stargazer    

I think pretty much everyone on the planet knew she wouldn't show up. The upper respiratory thing cracks me up, that now seems to be her go to excuse when she doesn't want to do something. I hope the photos of her partying Friday, Saturday, & Sunday make their way to the judge. There really is no excuse for not appearing and I hope the judge treats her exactly as she would everyone else, in this instance. The only time they'll allow you not to show is if you're hospitalized. A note from a quack doctor just doesn't cut it.

540 days ago
202.

Deadpool23    

Just when you think she cant get any dumber, she proves you wrong. Stick a fork in her...she is DONE!!!!!

540 days ago
203.

big    

Train wreck!

540 days ago
204.

Fluffy    

Now if she does fly today it will be a miraculous recovery. Nothing a bottle of booze can't help.

540 days ago
205.

pat    

If this judge falls for this or re-schedules anything for any reason, she should absolutely be forced to resign from her post.


More stupid than that, you die.


And ther bloody thing is that Pork Chop Lohan will probably get away with it again.

540 days ago
206.

Dude    

Guys. Gals.

We hate on Lindsay all we want, but let's be real here..

LINDSAY KNOWS NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. SHE WILL SKATE BY LIKE USUAL, WHY WASTE A DAY IN A PLANE AND A COURTOOM?

The judges have proven to her that she could essentially kill someone, and still get away with it. This is really becoming the judicial systems wrongdoing, and not Lindsay's.

The Judicial System has made Linds who she is today. Until they lay down the law, nothing will change.

TMZ will make a huge deal out of the trial tomorrow, and after everyone wastes precious minutes of the life for nothing, Lindsay will ONCE AGAIN be sitting at home LAUGHING AT EVERYONE.

540 days ago
207.

hang3xc    

If she knew on Saturday that she couldn't fly (LOL) she had PLENTY of time to catch a train, bus, limo, or a VOLKSWAGON.

I'm sure the judge is going to feel pretty disrespected and I hope he or she nails Lohan. Nothing short of jail is EVER going to wise this idiot up

540 days ago
208.

KimKnLohanRSlutbags    

They made Michael Jackson come to court sick and he made it in his pajamas but theres a diffrence she has no talent!

540 days ago
209.

odie    

LMAO!!! Crackie is actually AFRAID to face Sautner. Doesn't she realize by being a NO SHOW is just making matters worse. You are supposed to be showing the Judge your tears of distraught not defiance. JFC!!! Has she finally lost her grifter touch?

540 days ago
210.

jc    

Healthy enough to travel to England...
Healthy enough to blow countless Turbanators...
Healthy enough to hang out with Max
Healthy enough to go clubbing every night
Healthy enough to travel back to US
Healthy enough to have "date night" w/ Virkim
Healthy enough for a shopping day into evening
Healthy enough to smoke ciggies.....
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I hope to God someone had informed the DA about this SLAG and that Judge Sautner doesn't fall for this BS........Oh who the hell am I foolin' ....The judge and DA as well as the courthouse staff have probably ALL pitched in and are sending Liho a "Get Well Soon" basket along with the Pudgie the Whale Ice Cream Cake!

540 days ago
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