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Lindsay Lohan

I Won't Be In Court ...

I'm Sick

1/29/2013 1:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

0129_lindsay_lohan_soho_shopping_launchLindsay Lohan is gonna be in a heap of trouble tomorrow ... we've learned she will NOT be in an L.A. court Wednesday as required, because she claims she's sick ... but pictures prove otherwise.

We've learned Lindsay's new lawyer, Mark Heller, submitted documents notifying the judge she's too ill to fly.  Heller submitted a note from a Park Avenue doctor who says Lindsay has an upper respiratory infection and can't fly for her own safety as well as the safety of the public.

Heller also submitted an article from the New York Post from January 11, reporting that a flu epidemic has hit the Big Apple.

But take a look at the pictures showing Lindsay on an all-day shopping spree in SoHo Saturday -- the same day the doctor allegedly examined her. She's even smoking ... which doesn't seem like great idea for someone with a respiratory infection.


Interesting ... the judge hasn't even approved Heller -- a New York lawyer -- to appear in a California court on Lindsay's behalf and already there are shenanigans.

As for Lindsay ... she's in trouble.  The judge could issue a warrant for her arrest if the excuse proves bogus.


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What is she, like 5 and needs a note for the teacher??? She is a grown ass woman, she needs to start taking responsibility for her actions. This is obvious proof that she has no respect for the law or the court and her sense of entitlement is astonishing.
These pictures could also be good for the IRS to see that she does indeed have money and can pay her tax debt. If she can shop, she can go to court and pay her taxes.
Ill my ass. She can fly with a upper respitory infection. It's called a MASK. I have run out of sympathy for this girl.

640 days ago


Wasn't it Sautner who said she was giving Lindsay the keys to the jail. Its up to Lindsay to do what's right and keep herself out of jail. And that she didn't want to see her in front of her again?

Do you think Sautner is going to do anything, or is she going to let her skate? She did make her live in a morgue for a month. That had to $uck.

Hate --> Sautner Lets her skate.
Like -->Sautner sticks it to her.

640 days ago


Vous autre la vous la préféré tu comme ça elle ou ben Lindsay?
Parce q'e la y va falloir vous branché ostie de cave de b.s qui saver meme pas compter jusqua 2...Criss de débile de looser qui onte rien a fair de leur vis a pard d'ahir Lindsay!!!Faut vraimment etree cave pour passer une partiee de ca vie su l'net pour chier su quelquun....ostie de retar D!Vive Lindsay tabarnakentxxx

640 days ago


Hater Roll Call: Ketjo? Ketjo?, Andy? Andy?, Vorbaby? Vorbaby?.......they're dropping like flies......

640 days ago

The Big Bowowski    

Dont drop the soap. Thats what a lot of people will be saying starting tomorrow when an almost definitive warrant is issued. I dont normally enjoy watching other peoples misery, but I know Im gonna be crackin a big smile and a cold one when Judge Sautner finally has the priveledge of giving her some serious slammer time and watching Lilo sob and cry as she's led off in cuffs

640 days ago

kanye east    

We stopped at the Dollar Store and picked up a 6-pack of champagne glasses for tomorrow. We plan to smash them in the woodstove when we hear the words "bench warrant"!

640 days ago


and her panities are full of SHART

640 days ago


Nikki, Maddy.....pajama party?? Stripes required!!

640 days ago


So there are three things all messed up here. Heller not licensed to practice in CA. The sponsor lawyer mess. Now the URI. Seems she is trying to cover every possible angle she can. Does not fool us one bit. Truly innocent people WANT to get this stuff over so they can move on. Not continue it.

640 days ago

kanye east    

"Your Honor, Linds can't come to court tomorrow - she's been diagnosed as being exhausted and dehydrated, and if we drag her into the courtroom, she will become unresponsive".

640 days ago


Can the judge sent a sheriff's deputy to NYC to arrest the Cracken and put her on a plane back to CA?

640 days ago

Its Nikki Bitches    

@ Sez, LMFAO! My case of Lemon Drop mix, just arrived.. Too funny, eh?

640 days ago


yes and not to sick to tour with The Wanted or hit all the night clubs drinking which is violation of her current probation and she just did a hit and run in NY before going into a nightclub and was arrested when she came out-why was her probation not revoked immediately then??? this is not fair to anyone in LA-there are people in jail who have done so much less-the LA courts are paid off unfair bunch of total BS-the judge better figure it out or we should be after hima nd the DA instead of just Lindsay

640 days ago

Hot Farts    

To be honest, if she were Jo Shmo this daily occurrence of non-appearance in court and bench warrant issuance in an LA court would result in nada. The person is arrested when pulled over or when they turn themself in. Or - perhaps if the persons real address is known they will drop by to try to arrest them.

Not sure what happens when the court knows who you are and where you are because you are infamous and notorious?

While it seems unlikely, it is possible that NY could arrest her and then LA would have to pay to bring her back...just seems very unlikely for these cases. But, if she does go to jail in NY for any reason, LA has the right to pick her up before she is set free

640 days ago

Kitty kat     

Who is the 1% on the vote? That must've been Lindsay. Go to Jail!

640 days ago
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