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Lindsay Lohan

I Won't Be In Court ...

I'm Sick

1/29/2013 1:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0129_lindsay_lohan_soho_shopping_launchLindsay Lohan is gonna be in a heap of trouble tomorrow ... we've learned she will NOT be in an L.A. court Wednesday as required, because she claims she's sick ... but pictures prove otherwise.

We've learned Lindsay's new lawyer, Mark Heller, submitted documents notifying the judge she's too ill to fly.  Heller submitted a note from a Park Avenue doctor who says Lindsay has an upper respiratory infection and can't fly for her own safety as well as the safety of the public.

Heller also submitted an article from the New York Post from January 11, reporting that a flu epidemic has hit the Big Apple.

But take a look at the pictures showing Lindsay on an all-day shopping spree in SoHo Saturday -- the same day the doctor allegedly examined her. She's even smoking ... which doesn't seem like great idea for someone with a respiratory infection.

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Interesting ... the judge hasn't even approved Heller -- a New York lawyer -- to appear in a California court on Lindsay's behalf and already there are shenanigans.

As for Lindsay ... she's in trouble.  The judge could issue a warrant for her arrest if the excuse proves bogus.

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tleeg    

Hahahahaha....the polls at 100% as of right now.

527 days ago
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Jamey Hunter    

What's the point? Everyone knows there won't be any consequences for her actions. The judge will set another court date and that will be that. She wins again.

527 days ago
363.

Gargamel    

Its a lot of hate out here for poor Lindsey.

527 days ago
364.

Alia    

for the love of GOD I'm tired of seeing on other blogs, etc. that you are a hater if you want this bitch to go to jail already or be held responsible for her actions.

Her ADDICTION is not an excuse nor are her pathetic excuse for parents or her emotional immaturity etc. She has had everyone including GOD himself hold her hand and she's thrown it all back at anyone who gave her the slightest bit of love.

Ever wonder why Tina Fey or any other higher caliber actor speaks about her at all? Most perhaps tried to HELP her for her to rebuff it or laugh it off or be the rude bitch she thinks she is entitled to be...

Sadly in a small way Hollywood is to blame because when she mad them money they catered to her every little whim and if she had had half way decent parent(s); they would of taught her to be grateful and to not take it all for granted and to expect each and everything to still be handed to her... a prime example is her behavior on the film the Canyons she took it on well aware she would be paid scale and pull bullshet stunts of having them pay for her 600 dollar lunches; of their having to have mini bar items be removed cause bitch would of drank them under the table and over it in fees

SHE IS NOT A STAR anymore she is a sad joke and it will be even more disgusting if she goes and dies because then everyone will go on about how tragic she is... she isn't a Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, Heath Legar or River Phoneix she has little acting range she's played herself in roles since she was 17... ack am done seriously as she will probably have her skates fastened tight as she glides on out the courthouse whenever she does show up...

527 days ago
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Its Nikki Bitches    

If you vote on the poll, you have to refresh your page (click off, than back on) to get your checker back

527 days ago
366.

Marvin    

These TMZ polls are so fake. There's no way they have received 550k votes....BS

527 days ago
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Where Are All The Real Celebrities    

What "reputable' attorney would feel a need to submit a copy of a NY Post story on NY's flu outbreak, along with a doctor's note?

Heller really is an idiot, and you can bet Lindsay's gonna use this fact after the third or fourth continuance.

527 days ago
368.

Wrestlingmark00    

Lindsey Lohan is this generations John belushi

527 days ago
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LLsez    

FFS, Nikki.!!!.....I can see that you took my Google Image search advice!

527 days ago
370.

Jackie    

LOL I don't think I've ever seen a 100% poll result here before.

527 days ago
371.

LLsez    

Matthew Mintz ‏@mattmintz
@lindsaylohan @mikelohan what weekend are you 2 going to coachella?

2h Michael C. Lohan ‏@mikelohan
@mattmintz week 1, you gonna be there?

_____________________
^Glad Mike has his priorities straight.

527 days ago
372.

LLsez    

Ben Greenman ‏@bengreenman
Two consecutive headlines: "Lindsay Lohan claims she’s too sick for court," "Woman retires after 44 years without a sick day."

527 days ago
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Grandma Cracker    

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

527 days ago
374.

skintag    

'Dear Judge: Lindsay is too hungover to go to jail today, so I kept her at home.

Sincerely,
Dina Lohan

527 days ago
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Its Nikki Bitches    

Shawn must be LHFAO!!!

I really hope Sautner, let her free of Lying Lindsay

527 days ago
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