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Lindsay Lohan

I Won't Be In Court ...

I'm Sick

1/29/2013 1:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0129_lindsay_lohan_soho_shopping_launchLindsay Lohan is gonna be in a heap of trouble tomorrow ... we've learned she will NOT be in an L.A. court Wednesday as required, because she claims she's sick ... but pictures prove otherwise.

We've learned Lindsay's new lawyer, Mark Heller, submitted documents notifying the judge she's too ill to fly.  Heller submitted a note from a Park Avenue doctor who says Lindsay has an upper respiratory infection and can't fly for her own safety as well as the safety of the public.

Heller also submitted an article from the New York Post from January 11, reporting that a flu epidemic has hit the Big Apple.

But take a look at the pictures showing Lindsay on an all-day shopping spree in SoHo Saturday -- the same day the doctor allegedly examined her. She's even smoking ... which doesn't seem like great idea for someone with a respiratory infection.

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Interesting ... the judge hasn't even approved Heller -- a New York lawyer -- to appear in a California court on Lindsay's behalf and already there are shenanigans.

As for Lindsay ... she's in trouble.  The judge could issue a warrant for her arrest if the excuse proves bogus.

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76.

LLsez    

Might Judge Sautner be interested in the Tweets that placed Blo in clubs all weekend long??

542 days ago
77.

LohanObsessed    

she tweeted that Cochella released tickets. bitch you cant' go you'll be in JAIL #delusional

542 days ago
78.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Can someone find a link to Stauner. I keep getting storys on her with Lying Lindsay.


EMAILS NEED TO BE SENT TO THIS JUDGE

542 days ago
79.

hammonator62    

She should have got in her car and started driving Saturday. No excuse. Let's see how the California justice system handles it if she is a no show.

542 days ago
80.

Bronson    

is that vikram chatwell she's smoking with (which is brilliant for an "upper respiratory infection") in one of those photos? SHOCKER.

542 days ago
81.

Sara    

I wish the media would just start ignoring this pathetic loser! She's a drug addict, a thief, and a liar who USED TO BE a decent actress! Now she a bloat joke who is thumbing her nose at the legal system and it is outrageous that she is still free! If they don't throw the book at her tomorrow I will lose all faith in the court systems!

542 days ago
82.

Morticia Cowghoul    

OMG....WHERE TO START?!?!? uhhhhhhh....shopping? shopping for WHAT? isn't she broke? doesn't she have enough clothes and stupid looking hats? and nothing like a good cigerette break to make that UPPER RESPIRTORY infection feel better right? she is such an ingrate. ENOUGH WITH ALL THE BREAKS....THROW HER IN JAIL.
THROW HER IN JAIL.
THROW HER IN JAIL.
THROW HER IN JAIL.
THROW HER IN JAIL.
please.

542 days ago
83.

Italia    

It looks to me like Lindsay is trying to skip out of this whole LA Court "thing" and not really planning to return.

542 days ago
84.

Nate    

"Too ill to fly". Morons!

542 days ago
85.

CLINT    

She finally told the truth. She's sick. And in so many ways.

542 days ago
86.

Wow ...    

Lindsay just can't help herself. When you find yourself in a hole, if you don't know how to get out - at least stop digging yourself deeper!

542 days ago
87.

Vinsetta    

For a lot of Holley bashers yesterday, Lohan would have been there germs and all. She would have never pulled the doctor note excuse. But Lindsay needed a s***bag lawyer who thinks and plays like she does, and she got him. They both know they are fvcked so, putting it off serves what purpose? Hell I know Lohan will think the longer it's out there, that it will just go away but it appears Heller thinks that way too. Seriously, what are HIS hourly rates?

542 days ago
88.

Keyser Söze    

pa·thet·ic>/B>

/pəˈTHetik/

Adjective
Arousing pity, esp. through vulnerability or sadness.
Miserably inadequate.

Synonyms
touching - piteous - moving - pitiful - pitiable - Lindsey Lohan

542 days ago
89.

21stcent    

So much for all her friends with private jets.
Or GFB take a train.
Hope the judge issues a bench warrent.
Lindsay and Heller, IDIOTS if you think this will impress the judge

542 days ago
90.

Kathy    

PUT THAT BITCH IN JAIL NOW.

542 days ago
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