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Lindsay Lohan

I Won't Be In Court ...

I'm Sick

1/29/2013 1:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

0129_lindsay_lohan_soho_shopping_launchLindsay Lohan is gonna be in a heap of trouble tomorrow ... we've learned she will NOT be in an L.A. court Wednesday as required, because she claims she's sick ... but pictures prove otherwise.

We've learned Lindsay's new lawyer, Mark Heller, submitted documents notifying the judge she's too ill to fly.  Heller submitted a note from a Park Avenue doctor who says Lindsay has an upper respiratory infection and can't fly for her own safety as well as the safety of the public.

Heller also submitted an article from the New York Post from January 11, reporting that a flu epidemic has hit the Big Apple.

But take a look at the pictures showing Lindsay on an all-day shopping spree in SoHo Saturday -- the same day the doctor allegedly examined her. She's even smoking ... which doesn't seem like great idea for someone with a respiratory infection.


Interesting ... the judge hasn't even approved Heller -- a New York lawyer -- to appear in a California court on Lindsay's behalf and already there are shenanigans.

As for Lindsay ... she's in trouble.  The judge could issue a warrant for her arrest if the excuse proves bogus.


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O-C Guy    

There or not Lindsay will get off - as usual because she has the judge & the sherifin in her pocket. . .I mean in her pants.

640 days ago


It's time to call in Super Shawn Holley. She is the only one who understands Lindsay.

640 days ago

Good riddance!    

I freaking love this! She is absolutely well and far beyond delusional if this ho 'thinks' she can put a judge on her beck and call. It's only going to get worse, Much worse! More horrible than even she could delude herself into 'thinking'! And this idiot lawyer signed off on it! Hell yeah this is good!

640 days ago


She's sick alright, but just in her head. Sociopaths ARE sick.

640 days ago


I have not flown west in years-how long is the the flight something like three hours-right? Are you going to tell me she can't put on a surgical mask and sleep for a few hours? She was fine screwing her way through London and she looked in far worse shaped then than she does now.

640 days ago


I wonder how much shoplifted merchandise she has in those big old bags of hers.

640 days ago


These pictures of Lindsay with her turbanator pimp vikram are really UGLY!

640 days ago


Plus it's a great career move. Show producers just how responsible you are to obligations

640 days ago

Good riddance!    

Not that there's ever been a doubt at all as to her ENORMOUS level of stupidity and sheer arrogance, but this has the be awarded The Dumb Bitch Move of the Year Award! Bravo! Well played, Crackie!

640 days ago


And so it begins.

640 days ago


Wait. Wasn't Lilo "ORDERED" to appear at this next hearing? So, Heller thinks a doctor's excuse outweighs a Court Order? We will see. Odds are probably in Lilo's favor, since they haven't done anything before, it's not likely they'll do anything now either.

640 days ago


Get better soon LiLO, ignore the poll 97 percent of people aren't in the top two percent like you....!!!

640 days ago


8:30 a.m. January 30th
Judge Stephanie Sautner presiding:

"Continuance to continue partying, grifting, lying
and hooking is hereby issued to Lindsay Lohan."

640 days ago


Ugggghhhh!!! This is going to be so annoying when we learn that she gets, yet another free pass. It's amazing how much she has been allowed to get away with!

640 days ago


Yawn, I called this the day the judge claimed she "HAD TO" show up in court. Didn't think she'd pull the I've got the flu card though. Was sure Heller would ask for the continuance to get his affairs in order and file to practice with the CA bar. Maybe they'll use that excuse next if the Judge doesn't fall for it. Meh!!!

640 days ago
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