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Marlon Wayans

I 'Wipe My Ass' w/ My

'Scary Movie' Residuals

1/31/2013 7:55 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Marlon Wayans is still pissed that he was pushed out of the "Scary Movie" franchise in 2003 ... literally ... 'cause the dude tells TMZ he urinates all over his "Scary Movie" residual checks.

Marlon's been pretty vocal about how he felt shafted when the movie studio cut ties with him before "Scary Movie 3" ... and in his opinion, ruined the franchise. 

So when we asked Marlon if he still gets residual checks for his work on the first two SM flicks, he told us ... "I think every time I get a residual from 'Scary Movie' I wipe my ass with it."

He continued, "Or I drink a lot of liquor ... piss on it ... and light it on fire -- but I'm not angry."

Marlon did add the obligatory politically correct comment -- saying he wishes the franchise nothing but love ... but it's clear, dude is still bitter.

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Smoothie33    

That fool can toss me a couple of those checks. I'll save them from his a$$.

441 days ago
17.

MojoMomma    

The first two Scary Movie's were awesome...once he left - they started sucking. He should be bitter, I am, lol.

441 days ago
18.

Sherron    

They say how one speaks, speaks volumes about their level of intelligence.... Zero comes to mind..

441 days ago
19.

Violent Pope    

Hey Boy you should put that sh!t on the bank.

441 days ago
20.

StarryStarryNight    

he's obviously lying...he doesn't wipe at all. you can smell him a mile away.

441 days ago
21.

KicksandGiggles    

Since he is so offended by the occasional residual check, he should prove his point on principle and give each check to a scholarship fund for acting. I bet his azz is not THAT offended!

441 days ago
22.

AliiG    

The movies were **** after the Wayans brothers left anyways. I could barely watch them.

441 days ago
23.

Quinn    

This explains his Haunted House movie. He was trying to pull the carpet out from under the Scar Movie franchise. Hopefully it took a little wind from their sails. GO MARLON!

441 days ago
24.

DaveT    

They kept making Scary Movies after the Wayans bros? Didn't even notice, have to check my Blockbuster account...

441 days ago
25.

Swtpea    

The " Scary Movies" were funnier with the Wayans in them

441 days ago
26.

Kiloshi    

Maybe he can throw some of his s$!t my way then!

441 days ago
27.

I am Spartacus    

Those movies would have sucked with or without them. It wasn't THEM that made them good (not that they were that good to begin with). Has anyone seen the previews for the Wayans "Scary Movie" ripoff spoof of Paranormal Activity. That movie looks HORRIBLE! First "Scary Movie" was good, 2nd one was below average, and the rest have been bad.

441 days ago
28.

judy jetson    

wtf?!?!?

441 days ago
29.

jrohn    

I read that Haunted House grossed 35M on a budget of 2.5. Nice!

441 days ago
30.

Abyss316    

These guys haven't been funny since In Living Color went off the air.

441 days ago
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