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Ron Jeremy

Calls From Hospital Bed --

I'm Lucky to Be Alive!!!

2/6/2013 2:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Porn legend Ron Jeremy is in shockingly amazing spirits after his near-death aneurysm last week -- and why wouldn't he be ... Ron tells us, he'd be a DEAD MAN right now if not for the amazing docs who saved his life.

Ron called in to TMZ Live moments ago from Cedars-Sinai -- and even though he sounds a little tired, he was in a great mood cracking jokes ... even describing how he'd direct a porn scene in his new hospital room.

Ron says his aneurysm -- located near his heart -- was caused by his weight and high blood pressure ... and if he waited any longer than he did to see a doctor, he'd be dead.

And get this -- Ron says several hospital employees have already asked for his autograph.

GET WELL SOON!!!

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dommylee    

You know that asian shlut wants that pornstar sausage

434 days ago
17.

tleeg    

Look at that nurse trying to het her 15 mins of fame. Shes more of a camera whore then Kim Kardashian. Ron Jeremy love you long time.

434 days ago
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Slim Whitman    

Ron and Ronnie Jr. are a legend.

434 days ago
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NoBrains,NoHeadaches.    

I bet the nurses are fighting over who gets to bathe him. LOL

434 days ago
20.

dlmkpost    

Who gives a crap about that fat disgusting pig anyways?

434 days ago
21.

DaveT    

How many times has Ron got the nookie?

434 days ago
22.

LAPartyMcSage    

God is a porn fan. That's all I can say.

434 days ago
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Dr Samuel Weiscrak    

Keep doin' what you are doin' Ron, God is smiling on you! Even if a handful of ass holes here on Earth aren't. The rest of us, we love ya'!

434 days ago
24.

Sara    

Could you imagine how many womens you know what his mouth has been on?? Oh wow, that is just gross and so is he!

434 days ago
25.

freal    

this guy looks like ****.

434 days ago
26.

Throwback kid    

Ron Jeremy had lady luck on his side and was able to cheat death, but the Grim Reaper doesn't like to lose and the Hedgehog may not be so lucky next time. If Ron doesn't believe me he should watch the final destination series, death is always just around the corner. Ron needs a total makeover, I think he should get rid of the dirty stringy hair, he is going bald anyway so why not shave his head clean and go with the Mr Clean look? then Ron needs to drop at least 45 pounds, then wax all that hair off and get a spray tan. Once Ron goes from Flab to Fab the young porn starlets will be lining up to do a scene with him intesd of throwing up after their agent informs them they will be having sex with Ron Jeremy today. Ron got a second chance at life, Go For The Gold Ron and take a bath while you're at it!

434 days ago
27.

Truth    

DUDE WAS ALWAYS A FAT F*CK! MAN, ALWAYS SAID HE NEEDED TO LOSE A 100 LBS, POINT BLANK!! NOW WUT MORON WOULDNT GET THEIR BLOOD PRESSURE CHECKED, DONE AN ECG, EKG, BLOOD WORK, ET AL. AT LEAST SEVERAL TIMES AT HIS AGE AND WEIGHT... ANY GP WOULD HAVE TOLD THIS FAT ASS YEARS AGO TO GO ON A DIET AND STICK HIM ON BLOOD PRESSURE MEDS. SERVES HIM RIGHT. #TRUTH!!

433 days ago
28.

Lynda Amechi    

He is lucky to be alife- God gave him a 2nd chance to make it right with HIM- he needs to seek God's face and the path of righteousness

433 days ago
29.

cristiana    

a real hedgehog is better looking!

433 days ago
30.

Steven318    

Why are y'all hating on him so bad no matter how fat or ugly he is I bet he still get a lot of women

433 days ago
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