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Ron Jeremy

Calls From Hospital Bed --

I'm Lucky to Be Alive!!!

2/6/2013 2:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Porn legend Ron Jeremy is in shockingly amazing spirits after his near-death aneurysm last week -- and why wouldn't he be ... Ron tells us, he'd be a DEAD MAN right now if not for the amazing docs who saved his life.

Ron called in to TMZ Live moments ago from Cedars-Sinai -- and even though he sounds a little tired, he was in a great mood cracking jokes ... even describing how he'd direct a porn scene in his new hospital room.

Ron says his aneurysm -- located near his heart -- was caused by his weight and high blood pressure ... and if he waited any longer than he did to see a doctor, he'd be dead.

And get this -- Ron says several hospital employees have already asked for his autograph.

GET WELL SOON!!!

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KanyeWest    

Get well soon Ron god bless

602 days ago
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DaveT    

first now cry

602 days ago
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Big Jim Slade    

I like eggs.

602 days ago
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iHawkk    

Who is this guy....

602 days ago
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iHawkk    

Lol oh he's a porn legend! Um......that would be disgusting

602 days ago
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tgrfan42069    

bet he is being a pervert degrading the females.every time i have seen him he is like that.not talking the porn movies just seeing him on tv shows and what not.dude pushes extenz like its candy karma

602 days ago
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judy jetson    

For some reason a lot of patients start looking like there getting better *cracking jokes* etc. And everything looks positive and than all of a sudden things go downhill and a few days later there dead. So who knows. Just saying......

602 days ago
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KanyeWest    

That's right judy. That's just the way it is. We all don't live for that long

602 days ago
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Marty    

Knowing of him, I wonder what he really autographed? Bet it wasn't paper.

602 days ago
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jdelanoi    

I bet that nurse loved putting his catheter in.

602 days ago
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KicksandGiggles    

Why would anyone want this man's autograph? Why not just get stained sheets which is his signature anyway. If I danced a jig with the Grim Reaper like he did, I would change my life pronto!

602 days ago
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The New Improved Sock Puppet    

What a guy. Get well soon Ron.

602 days ago
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bobjet47    

I sure would like to be a little bird in this hospital, only to see the reactions of those who pretend they never saw him in a porn movie. And to those that bash him, we know that you jerked many time while watching him !

602 days ago
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Throwback kid    

You can't keep a good Hedgehog down! way to go Ron, great comeback. But I do feel bad for the poor 20 something porn stars that have to have sex with you once you get out of the hospital. Ron seems like a nice guy, but with that long filthy hair and that huge thick belly, when those young girls have to do a sex scene with him they must be thinking to themselves "I should have stayed in school" this man is kind of gross to be with

602 days ago
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Sugar    

He is a pig,

602 days ago
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