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LAPD Cop Killer

Left Messages for Tebow, Charlie Sheen, Larry David

2/7/2013 11:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Ex-LAPD officer Christopher Dorner -- the accused killer at the center of a citywide manhunt -- posted a rambling message to various celebrities ... including Tim Tebow ... before embarking on his murderous rampage.

The message is part of an "uncensored manifesto" that law enforcement confirms to TMZ was posted to the Internet by Dorner. Besides various threats to police officers and their families ... Dorner --who's now accused of killing 3 people including a cop -- also blogs goodbye messages to his favorite stars, as if he's planning on dying.

His message to Tim Tebow reads:

Tebow, I really wanted to see you take charge of an offense again and the game. You are not a good QB by todays standards, but you are a great football player who knows how to lead a team and WIN. You will be “Tebowing” when you reach your next team. I have faith in you. Get out of that circus they call the Jets and away from the reality TV star, Rex Ryan, and Mark Rapist Sanchez.

He also included a note to "Inglourious Basterds" star Christoph Waltz:

Christopher Walz, you impressed me in Inglorious Basterds. After viewing Django Unchained, I was sold. I have come to the conclusion that you are well on your way to becoming one of the greats if not already and show glimpses of Daniel Day Lewis and Morgan Freeman-esque type qualities of greatness. Trust me when I say that you will be one of the greatest ever.

Super chef Anthony Bourdain:

Anthony Bourdain, you’re a modern renaissance man who epitomizes the saying “too cool for school”.

"Curb Your Enthusiasm" star Larry David:

Larry David, I agree. 72-82 degrees is way to hot in a residence. 68 , degrees is perfect.

Larry David, Kevin Hart, the late Patrice Oneal, Lisa Lampanelli, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, Louis CK, Dave Chapelle, Jon Stewart, Wanda Sykes, Dennis Miller, and Jeff Ross are pure geniuses.

Ellen DeGeneres:

Ellen Degeneres, continue your excellent contribution to entertaining America and bringing the human factor to entertainment. You changed the perception of your gay community and how we as Americans view the LGBT community. I congratulate you on your success and opening my eyes as a young adult, and my generation to the fact that you are know different from us other than who you choose to love. Oh, and you Prop 8 supporters, why the f*ck do you care who your neighbor marries. Hypocritical pieces of sh*t.

Charlie Sheen:

Charlie Sheen, you’re effin awesome.

He continues with the following messages ...

"Jennifer Beals, Serena Williams, Grae Drake, Lisa Nicole-Carson, Diana Taurasi, N’bushe Wright, Brenda Villa, Kate Winslet, Ashley Graham, Erika Christensen, Gabrielle Union, Isabella Soprano, Zain Verjee, Tamron Hall, Gina Carano, America Ferrara, Giana Michaels, Nene, Natalie Portman, Queen Latifah, Michelle Rodriguez, Anjelah Johnson, Kelly Clarkson, Nora Jones, Laura Prepon, Margaret Cho, and Rutina Wesley, you are THE MOST beautiful women on this planet, period. Never settle, professionally or personally."
 
Dave Brubeck’s “Take Five” is the greatest piece of music ever, period. Hanz Zimmer, William Bell, Eric Clapton, BB King, Bob Marley, Sam Cooke, Metallica, Rob Zombie, Nora Jones, Marvin Gaye, Jay-Z, and the King (Louis Armstrong) are musical prodigies.

Jeffrey Toobin and David Gergen, you are political geniuses and modern scholars. Hopefully Toobin is nominated for the Supreme Court and implements some damn common sense and reasoning instead of partisan bickering. But in true Toobin fashion, we all know he would not accept the nomination.
 
John and Ken from KFI, never mute your facts and personal opinions. You are one of the few media personalities who speak the truth, even when the truth is not popular. I will miss listening to your discussions.

Dorner also trashed some of his least favorite people, including Cardinal Mahony and the Westboro Baptist Church:

Cardinal Mahoney, you are in essence a predator yourself as you enabled your subordinates to molest multiple children in the church over many decades. May you die a long and slow painful death.

Westboro Baptist Church, may you all burn slowly in a fire, not from smoke inhalation, but from the flames and only the flames.

303 COMMENTS

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151.

goober    

i wish i had balls like this guy. too bad im selfish and would never be able to set my own experation date. i think weve all had good deeds backfire on us, this guy just had enough. i hope things like this will make people think about picking on people lower on the pole.

588 days ago
152.

TMZSUCKS!    

WOW, his GREAT comments to these AMAZING celebrities really warmed up my heart and now I feel inspired to leave some for him..." ROT IN HELL YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE!!!" Hopefully he's dead in the woods and by now the animals are eating his eyeballs.

587 days ago
153.

Lee    

Its obvious this man plans on commiting suicide. He's probably already dead. Loser.

587 days ago
154.

myopinion    

I do not agree with him killing; I do agree with his statment regarding LAPD and there handling of civilians this police department needs to be cleaned up and ship out the bad apples. Hopefully tis department will be closely look at after this can of worms have been opened again!

587 days ago
155.

323cinthial23    

Its obvious the guy was sick and tired if how the system work.. What about when fkn lapd shots to kill innocent people. they away with it and never get blamed...his fighting for what karma shouldve done along time ago

587 days ago
156.

Becca    

Why are people not evaluating police officers? Or even thinking of it. They just assume that they are good mannered because they have a badge.Just like how Obama wants to do a physciatric evaluation on those who buy a gun we should also do evaluations on cops. Since they hold guns. Equal rights for EVERYONE applies to everyone.There are many who have mental problems, and it only takes 6months of "training" to become a cop. You'd be surprised to know how many cops wouldn't pass a psychiatric evaluation.

587 days ago
157.

Becca    

Why are people not evaluating police officers? Or even thinking of it. They just assume that they are good mannered because they have a badge.Just like how Obama wants to do a physciatric evaluation on those who buy a gun we should also do evaluations on cops. Since they hold guns. Equal rights for EVERYONE applies to everyone.There are many who have mental problems, and it only takes 6months of "training" to become a cop. You'd be surprised to know how many cops wouldn't pass a psychiatric evaluation.

587 days ago
158.

sugei    

THE L.A.P.D.
IS SO SHAMEFUL

The L.A.P.D. is so ridiculous and scared. Shooting random people thinking that's Dorner!

Why are you so pathetic, you call yourself serving the public, the community keeping the peace but you guys are most corrupted than the people on the streets.

you should practice what you preach, and look in the mirror before you speak look within yourself and see if your backyard is clean first!

587 days ago
159.

Cooley    

Sad that he is articulate and started out as a good person determined to expose corruption. How could he shift to evil so fast?!

587 days ago
160.

Lakers    

I hope governments will not kill Chris Donner if they caught him. We people of Los Angeles wants to hear his side. We LA people should support and riot against the LAPD. We victims should voice out what treatment we received from the LAPD. If I Ran into Chris Dorner, I'll tell him your our modern Hero. Put justice on the corrupt LAPD not the innocent one. 100% I support and agree w Chris Donner for LAPD Corruptions, the only thing he made mistake is terminating life of innocent victims. I'm a victim of their system as well, but never been heard.

586 days ago
161.

ronald marlin    

As a former police inspector (42 years police officier) i would like to comment on what's happing with Christopher Dorner. In my yong years as a cop. beginning of the 70 ts, i'ved also expirience the cop code. You were not allowed to claim or talk about wrongfull doing of any colleaque. If you do, you automaticly become a traitor wich means that no body is willing to work with you as their partner, because you can betraid them if there is any wrongfull doing. Ive had quite some problem with adapting my self to it.Later when i became more independend i stood up against all these wrongfull doing of my colleaques. I did not care what they were thinking about me. I needed my conscience to be oke with the situation. In the case of Christopher, he saw, expirienced complained about this wrongfull doing of his colleaques and as result of that, he got fired. He was expected to keep his mouth shut and let the show wrongfull doing of his fellow officers go one. He could not do so, because he was not build that way. He stud up for justice, there for he became an cop. He was as a human been and punished for denouncing wrongfull doing of fellow officers that would and should have known better. He had to accept that he lost his job that he loved so much because the only thing that he did was denouncing wrongfull doing of his colleaques. His pride-platform- honor-life was stolen from him because he stood for justice. Clearly after a while he exploded and the beast was triggered out of him. He is not the Christopher Dorner no more with pride and honor. He became an deadly angry human been that would go now all the way to seek revench of all who pulled his job-pride-and life pedestal from below his feet. The reason for living is finally gone. He's ready to go and pay the ultimate price. How is the problem solved now? Simple bringing him down as quick as possible? He now became an murderer. He has no rights no more he should be terminated. Question. Is the problem solved by killing Christopher Dorner as soon as posible? After killing Christopher DORNER did some body learn a lesson? Is Christopher DORNER the only criminal here? Who triggered this proud individual in becomming a killing machine? Who triggerd the beast out of him? Why did they do it? Are they safe at home with no worries because Christopher will be killed? Is the show going to go on afther theve killed and silinced Christopher? Lifes are beeing lost here is there an lesson to be learned here? Are we talking We are talking about human beens here?. Its a shame that superios knew about this and did not act accordenly, instead theve fired him for standing up for justice. I hope that at the end of the day that the truth will come out so the world will know what realy happend that triggered Christopher Dorner to go out on this rampage. God bless his sole. Its a shame that this could happen. An cop who stud up for justice with name and fame for it in Curacao Netherlands Antilles. Ronald Ronchi Marlin.

586 days ago
162.

ronald marlin    

As a former police inspector (42 years police officier) i would like to comment on what's happing with Christopher Dorner. In my yong years as a cop. beginning of the 70 ts, i'ved also expirience the cop code. You were not allowed to claim or talk about wrongfull doing of any colleaque. If you do, you automaticly become a traitor wich means that no body is willing to work with you as their partner, because you can betraid them if there is any wrongfull doing. Ive had quite some problem with adapting my self to it.Later when i became more independend i stood up against all these wrongfull doing of my colleaques. I did not care what they were thinking about me. I needed my conscience to be oke with the situation. In the case of Christopher, he saw, expirienced complained about this wrongfull doing of his colleaques and as result of that, he got fired. He was expected to keep his mouth shut and let the show wrongfull doing of his fellow officers go one. He could not do so, because he was not build that way. He stud up for justice, there for he became an cop. He was as a human been and punished for denouncing wrongfull doing of fellow officers that would and should have known better. He had to accept that he lost his job that he loved so much because the only thing that he did was denouncing wrongfull doing of his colleaques. His pride-platform- honor-life was stolen from him because he stood for justice. Clearly after a while he exploded and the beast was triggered out of him. He is not the Christopher Dorner no more with pride and honor. He became an deadly angry human been that would go now all the way to seek revench of all who pulled his job-pride-and life pedestal from below his feet. The reason for living is finally gone. He's ready to go and pay the ultimate price. How is the problem solved now? Simple bringing him down as quick as possible? He now became an murderer. He has no rights no more he should be terminated. Question. Is the problem solved by killing Christopher Dorner as soon as posible? After killing Christopher DORNER did some body learn a lesson? Is Christopher DORNER the only criminal here? Who triggered this proud individual in becomming a killing machine? Who triggerd the beast out of him? Why did they do it? Are they safe at home with no worries because Christopher will be killed? Is the show going to go on afther theve killed and silinced Christopher? Lifes are beeing lost here is there an lesson to be learned here? Are we talking We are talking about human beens here?. Its a shame that superios knew about this and did not act accordenly, instead theve fired him for standing up for justice. I hope that at the end of the day that the truth will come out so the world will know what realy happend that triggered Christopher Dorner to go out on this rampage. God bless his sole. Its a shame that this could happen. An cop who stud up for justice with name and fame for it in Curacao Netherlands Antilles. Ronald Ronchi Marlin.

586 days ago
163.

Bianca    

I actually completely agree with everything he just said.

585 days ago
164.

Jim X    

This is crap... someone manufactured these 'additions' to the manifesto.

584 days ago
165.

Robbo    

I gotta say, I agree with 99% of his ramblings.

584 days ago
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