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LAPD Cop Killer

Left Messages for Tebow, Charlie Sheen, Larry David

2/7/2013 11:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Ex-LAPD officer Christopher Dorner -- the accused killer at the center of a citywide manhunt -- posted a rambling message to various celebrities ... including Tim Tebow ... before embarking on his murderous rampage.

The message is part of an "uncensored manifesto" that law enforcement confirms to TMZ was posted to the Internet by Dorner. Besides various threats to police officers and their families ... Dorner --who's now accused of killing 3 people including a cop -- also blogs goodbye messages to his favorite stars, as if he's planning on dying.

His message to Tim Tebow reads:

Tebow, I really wanted to see you take charge of an offense again and the game. You are not a good QB by todays standards, but you are a great football player who knows how to lead a team and WIN. You will be “Tebowing” when you reach your next team. I have faith in you. Get out of that circus they call the Jets and away from the reality TV star, Rex Ryan, and Mark Rapist Sanchez.

He also included a note to "Inglourious Basterds" star Christoph Waltz:

Christopher Walz, you impressed me in Inglorious Basterds. After viewing Django Unchained, I was sold. I have come to the conclusion that you are well on your way to becoming one of the greats if not already and show glimpses of Daniel Day Lewis and Morgan Freeman-esque type qualities of greatness. Trust me when I say that you will be one of the greatest ever.

Super chef Anthony Bourdain:

Anthony Bourdain, you’re a modern renaissance man who epitomizes the saying “too cool for school”.

"Curb Your Enthusiasm" star Larry David:

Larry David, I agree. 72-82 degrees is way to hot in a residence. 68 , degrees is perfect.

Larry David, Kevin Hart, the late Patrice Oneal, Lisa Lampanelli, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, Louis CK, Dave Chapelle, Jon Stewart, Wanda Sykes, Dennis Miller, and Jeff Ross are pure geniuses.

Ellen DeGeneres:

Ellen Degeneres, continue your excellent contribution to entertaining America and bringing the human factor to entertainment. You changed the perception of your gay community and how we as Americans view the LGBT community. I congratulate you on your success and opening my eyes as a young adult, and my generation to the fact that you are know different from us other than who you choose to love. Oh, and you Prop 8 supporters, why the f*ck do you care who your neighbor marries. Hypocritical pieces of sh*t.

Charlie Sheen:

Charlie Sheen, you’re effin awesome.

He continues with the following messages ...

"Jennifer Beals, Serena Williams, Grae Drake, Lisa Nicole-Carson, Diana Taurasi, N’bushe Wright, Brenda Villa, Kate Winslet, Ashley Graham, Erika Christensen, Gabrielle Union, Isabella Soprano, Zain Verjee, Tamron Hall, Gina Carano, America Ferrara, Giana Michaels, Nene, Natalie Portman, Queen Latifah, Michelle Rodriguez, Anjelah Johnson, Kelly Clarkson, Nora Jones, Laura Prepon, Margaret Cho, and Rutina Wesley, you are THE MOST beautiful women on this planet, period. Never settle, professionally or personally."
 
Dave Brubeck’s “Take Five” is the greatest piece of music ever, period. Hanz Zimmer, William Bell, Eric Clapton, BB King, Bob Marley, Sam Cooke, Metallica, Rob Zombie, Nora Jones, Marvin Gaye, Jay-Z, and the King (Louis Armstrong) are musical prodigies.

Jeffrey Toobin and David Gergen, you are political geniuses and modern scholars. Hopefully Toobin is nominated for the Supreme Court and implements some damn common sense and reasoning instead of partisan bickering. But in true Toobin fashion, we all know he would not accept the nomination.
 
John and Ken from KFI, never mute your facts and personal opinions. You are one of the few media personalities who speak the truth, even when the truth is not popular. I will miss listening to your discussions.

Dorner also trashed some of his least favorite people, including Cardinal Mahony and the Westboro Baptist Church:

Cardinal Mahoney, you are in essence a predator yourself as you enabled your subordinates to molest multiple children in the church over many decades. May you die a long and slow painful death.

Westboro Baptist Church, may you all burn slowly in a fire, not from smoke inhalation, but from the flames and only the flames.

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61.

JFO    

Froot Loop ....

591 days ago
62.

the_truth_hurts    

why are we makeing somekind of media star out of this animal..JUST KILL IT

591 days ago
63.

MrR    

What an @$$-hole!

591 days ago
64.

a7xGuy    

Diana Taurasi? Ew.

591 days ago
65.

VICKY    

WOW! SO EASY TO SEE THIS MAN IS INTELLIGENT, SENSITIVE, EDUCATED AND VERY INFORMED RE ALL ASPECTS OF SOCIETY. A PROUD MILITARY MAN....SURE THE LAPD WAS A DISAPPOINTMENT TO HIM. HE WAS TO SMART AND PROUD FOR ANY POLICE DEPT. HE IS SAD AND SORRY I AM SURE FOR ANYTHING HE HAS DONE IN THIS SEIGE. A TRUE GOOD MAN AS YOU APPEAR TO BE, KNOWS WHEN TO STOP THE HURT HE HAS CAUSED....START TO PRAY AND THEN SURRENDER HIMSELF.... AS IN YOUR SOUL, YOU KNOW YOU IT IS TIME TO STOP.
DO IT GOOD MAN...YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR THE GOOD YOU HAVE DONE.....AND FORGIVEN YOUR BY HIGH THINKERS AND HIGH POWERS IN HEAVEN.

591 days ago
66.

Margz    

Why are we sharing these? So other psychos think they can get their messages out this way?

591 days ago
67.

Infiniti    

I greatly disagree with his murderous actions, but I find myself agreeing with a lot of the comments he made to public figures, especially Westboro...

591 days ago
68.

pat    

He should go after Lohan and the two Kartrashians ( the pimp and the fat ass one )

591 days ago
69.

Mayu    

What is kind of funny... no one seems to mention the part of his manifesto where he's praising the liberal news media like MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS... if it was Fox News... that is what the story would lead with: Right Wing Extremist on a shooting spree: but because it seems he likes the lefties... nothing is even mentioned.

591 days ago
70.

Vagitarian    

We'd all like to think that this guy's just off his rocker... with his relatively eloquent writing and viewpoints.

But folks, sorry... it's not insanity. He and other terrorists are nearly normal humans until the selfish nature of themselves takes a turn for complete and raging selfishness.

Lesson learned... the more we all try to be selfLESS, the less chance that any of us can be the ultimate in SELFISH.

591 days ago
71.

rlemons    

Another person killing with a gun. I am literally becoming scared to leave my home or even have my children in school. I don't know what else to say about what's happening.

591 days ago
72.

thisisme3    

Tmz, save this **** for real media outlets. Example: CNN, FOX, CBS, etc.

591 days ago
73.

Tryst    

He acts as if his opinion matters. It doesn't. 3/4's of these glory seekers want the attention of their idols, those they consider themselves to be the "equal" of. All people are equal. Passing around his manifesto and highlighting all his flippin' words does nothing but fulfill his need for relevancy.. and the cycle continues.

Let them get him, recover him whatever. Take the press out of it.

591 days ago
74.

R0B    

Evil and wickedness is increasing everyday simply because people are being inspired to do evil unconsciously daily through demonic songs, movies and games.

591 days ago
75.

choke    

If he wasn't shooting people I would call him pretty awesome! He seems to have more common sense than a lot of you loser bigots who spread your hate like that pile of sh*t Baptist church!

591 days ago
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