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LAPD Cop Killer

Left Messages for Tebow, Charlie Sheen, Larry David

2/7/2013 11:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Ex-LAPD officer Christopher Dorner -- the accused killer at the center of a citywide manhunt -- posted a rambling message to various celebrities ... including Tim Tebow ... before embarking on his murderous rampage.

The message is part of an "uncensored manifesto" that law enforcement confirms to TMZ was posted to the Internet by Dorner. Besides various threats to police officers and their families ... Dorner --who's now accused of killing 3 people including a cop -- also blogs goodbye messages to his favorite stars, as if he's planning on dying.

His message to Tim Tebow reads:

Tebow, I really wanted to see you take charge of an offense again and the game. You are not a good QB by todays standards, but you are a great football player who knows how to lead a team and WIN. You will be “Tebowing” when you reach your next team. I have faith in you. Get out of that circus they call the Jets and away from the reality TV star, Rex Ryan, and Mark Rapist Sanchez.

He also included a note to "Inglourious Basterds" star Christoph Waltz:

Christopher Walz, you impressed me in Inglorious Basterds. After viewing Django Unchained, I was sold. I have come to the conclusion that you are well on your way to becoming one of the greats if not already and show glimpses of Daniel Day Lewis and Morgan Freeman-esque type qualities of greatness. Trust me when I say that you will be one of the greatest ever.

Super chef Anthony Bourdain:

Anthony Bourdain, you’re a modern renaissance man who epitomizes the saying “too cool for school”.

"Curb Your Enthusiasm" star Larry David:

Larry David, I agree. 72-82 degrees is way to hot in a residence. 68 , degrees is perfect.

Larry David, Kevin Hart, the late Patrice Oneal, Lisa Lampanelli, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, Louis CK, Dave Chapelle, Jon Stewart, Wanda Sykes, Dennis Miller, and Jeff Ross are pure geniuses.

Ellen DeGeneres:

Ellen Degeneres, continue your excellent contribution to entertaining America and bringing the human factor to entertainment. You changed the perception of your gay community and how we as Americans view the LGBT community. I congratulate you on your success and opening my eyes as a young adult, and my generation to the fact that you are know different from us other than who you choose to love. Oh, and you Prop 8 supporters, why the f*ck do you care who your neighbor marries. Hypocritical pieces of sh*t.

Charlie Sheen:

Charlie Sheen, you’re effin awesome.

He continues with the following messages ...

"Jennifer Beals, Serena Williams, Grae Drake, Lisa Nicole-Carson, Diana Taurasi, N’bushe Wright, Brenda Villa, Kate Winslet, Ashley Graham, Erika Christensen, Gabrielle Union, Isabella Soprano, Zain Verjee, Tamron Hall, Gina Carano, America Ferrara, Giana Michaels, Nene, Natalie Portman, Queen Latifah, Michelle Rodriguez, Anjelah Johnson, Kelly Clarkson, Nora Jones, Laura Prepon, Margaret Cho, and Rutina Wesley, you are THE MOST beautiful women on this planet, period. Never settle, professionally or personally."
 
Dave Brubeck’s “Take Five” is the greatest piece of music ever, period. Hanz Zimmer, William Bell, Eric Clapton, BB King, Bob Marley, Sam Cooke, Metallica, Rob Zombie, Nora Jones, Marvin Gaye, Jay-Z, and the King (Louis Armstrong) are musical prodigies.

Jeffrey Toobin and David Gergen, you are political geniuses and modern scholars. Hopefully Toobin is nominated for the Supreme Court and implements some damn common sense and reasoning instead of partisan bickering. But in true Toobin fashion, we all know he would not accept the nomination.
 
John and Ken from KFI, never mute your facts and personal opinions. You are one of the few media personalities who speak the truth, even when the truth is not popular. I will miss listening to your discussions.

Dorner also trashed some of his least favorite people, including Cardinal Mahony and the Westboro Baptist Church:

Cardinal Mahoney, you are in essence a predator yourself as you enabled your subordinates to molest multiple children in the church over many decades. May you die a long and slow painful death.

Westboro Baptist Church, may you all burn slowly in a fire, not from smoke inhalation, but from the flames and only the flames.

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106.

NOT ELMO    

The FBI and also The SWAT will Catch You Boy..................No Point in Hiding

520 days ago
107.

Opionion Oscar    

Let me preface what I'm about to say by saying my sympathy goes out to the families who have lost ones on this tragic day. This is a totally horrible thing to have done to another human. With that said I ask TMZ to please do one thing. Check out his story. Find the victim who he said was kicked and confirm or deny his story. No one is going to support me on this but it's on my mind and quietly on the minds of others.

520 days ago
108.

timothy waisanen    

I, like anyone else am very upset with the former police officer that is apparently on a killing rampage. But what he states he observed, a female police officer do, is similar to what I observed a female police officer do in Corona during the 90's. I saw the officer kick a homeless man in the face although his hands were handcuffed behind his back and he was lying facedown on the sidewalk. She was taken off duty for 3 days and was promoted within the Corona PD two weeks later. So if this man observed an incident like I observed, I understand that he is upset. Unfortunately, he allegedly has resorted to violence. But, please be aware the injustice of "code blue" is still very real in our society.

520 days ago
109.

buffmuffin    

Yet another flaming liberal goes on a shooting rampage....

When will America finally take Liberal control seriously?

520 days ago
110.

Sam Sunshine     

Reality so called stars, need to come to reality that people will get sick of there ways and someone that has nothing to lose might take some crazy action against them. If it happened with the LAPD, it could happen to some lying disrespectful parasite reality star.

520 days ago
111.

Hell If I Know    

Hey Danielle123...don't call the cops the next time your neighbors get into a fight and the POS next door threatens to put his wife's head through a wall. Handle it yourself. Don't call the cops the next time you see somebody prowling around your backyard. Handle it yourself. Don't call the cops the next time you see somebody assaulting a little old lady, knock her down and steal her purse. Handle it yourself. Don't call the cops the next time somebody steals your car. Handle it yourself. Go track down the criminals and get your car back. The next time sombody steals your purse, breaks into your garage, or your child turn up missing...HANDLE IT YOURSELF!

You are such an utter imbecile.

520 days ago
112.

EasilyHard    

This tragic ish isn't about party, Crazy is everywhere!! Timothy Mcveigh was an R

520 days ago
113.

bernergirl    

I know this is probably not the most appropriate to say....but he kind of looks like a chunky LL cool J.

520 days ago
114.

Nicoleasm    

This is beyond weird. I guess he knew he was to become publicized villain and his words would get to these celebrities

520 days ago
115.

AZWILDCAT1    

Looks like Barry bonds gained 20 lbs. Milk dud head

520 days ago
116.

w    

I bet Beyonce is pissed she was left out of that

520 days ago
117.

Jen    

HE HAS A SEXXY SMILE THOUGH <3

520 days ago
118.

Thunder Child    

This article is so bogus. He didn't reach out to any of these people or send Anderson Cooper a package.

Download the proper manifesto here:
http://content.clearchannel.com/cc-common/mlib/616/02/616_1360...213161.pdf

520 days ago
119.

mike jones    

Dorner is a ****ing hero who is exposing the LAPD for all their abuses.

The LAPD are the true criminals. Dorner just wanted to be a good cop, but he ratted on some bad cops and they got mad.

Dorner is a ****ing HERO.

Read the manifesto, learn the truth: http://content.clearchannel.com/cc-common/mlib/616/02/616_1360...213161.pdf

520 days ago
120.

Glenda in Texas    

"Westboro Baptist Church, may you all burn slowly in a fire, not from smoke inhalation, but from the flames and only the flames."

Bwahahaha!!!!

519 days ago
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