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LAPD Cop Killer

Left Messages for Tebow, Charlie Sheen, Larry David

2/7/2013 11:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Ex-LAPD officer Christopher Dorner -- the accused killer at the center of a citywide manhunt -- posted a rambling message to various celebrities ... including Tim Tebow ... before embarking on his murderous rampage.

The message is part of an "uncensored manifesto" that law enforcement confirms to TMZ was posted to the Internet by Dorner. Besides various threats to police officers and their families ... Dorner --who's now accused of killing 3 people including a cop -- also blogs goodbye messages to his favorite stars, as if he's planning on dying.

His message to Tim Tebow reads:

Tebow, I really wanted to see you take charge of an offense again and the game. You are not a good QB by todays standards, but you are a great football player who knows how to lead a team and WIN. You will be “Tebowing” when you reach your next team. I have faith in you. Get out of that circus they call the Jets and away from the reality TV star, Rex Ryan, and Mark Rapist Sanchez.

He also included a note to "Inglourious Basterds" star Christoph Waltz:

Christopher Walz, you impressed me in Inglorious Basterds. After viewing Django Unchained, I was sold. I have come to the conclusion that you are well on your way to becoming one of the greats if not already and show glimpses of Daniel Day Lewis and Morgan Freeman-esque type qualities of greatness. Trust me when I say that you will be one of the greatest ever.

Super chef Anthony Bourdain:

Anthony Bourdain, you’re a modern renaissance man who epitomizes the saying “too cool for school”.

"Curb Your Enthusiasm" star Larry David:

Larry David, I agree. 72-82 degrees is way to hot in a residence. 68 , degrees is perfect.

Larry David, Kevin Hart, the late Patrice Oneal, Lisa Lampanelli, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, Louis CK, Dave Chapelle, Jon Stewart, Wanda Sykes, Dennis Miller, and Jeff Ross are pure geniuses.

Ellen DeGeneres:

Ellen Degeneres, continue your excellent contribution to entertaining America and bringing the human factor to entertainment. You changed the perception of your gay community and how we as Americans view the LGBT community. I congratulate you on your success and opening my eyes as a young adult, and my generation to the fact that you are know different from us other than who you choose to love. Oh, and you Prop 8 supporters, why the f*ck do you care who your neighbor marries. Hypocritical pieces of sh*t.

Charlie Sheen:

Charlie Sheen, you’re effin awesome.

He continues with the following messages ...

"Jennifer Beals, Serena Williams, Grae Drake, Lisa Nicole-Carson, Diana Taurasi, N’bushe Wright, Brenda Villa, Kate Winslet, Ashley Graham, Erika Christensen, Gabrielle Union, Isabella Soprano, Zain Verjee, Tamron Hall, Gina Carano, America Ferrara, Giana Michaels, Nene, Natalie Portman, Queen Latifah, Michelle Rodriguez, Anjelah Johnson, Kelly Clarkson, Nora Jones, Laura Prepon, Margaret Cho, and Rutina Wesley, you are THE MOST beautiful women on this planet, period. Never settle, professionally or personally."
Dave Brubeck’s “Take Five” is the greatest piece of music ever, period. Hanz Zimmer, William Bell, Eric Clapton, BB King, Bob Marley, Sam Cooke, Metallica, Rob Zombie, Nora Jones, Marvin Gaye, Jay-Z, and the King (Louis Armstrong) are musical prodigies.

Jeffrey Toobin and David Gergen, you are political geniuses and modern scholars. Hopefully Toobin is nominated for the Supreme Court and implements some damn common sense and reasoning instead of partisan bickering. But in true Toobin fashion, we all know he would not accept the nomination.
John and Ken from KFI, never mute your facts and personal opinions. You are one of the few media personalities who speak the truth, even when the truth is not popular. I will miss listening to your discussions.

Dorner also trashed some of his least favorite people, including Cardinal Mahony and the Westboro Baptist Church:

Cardinal Mahoney, you are in essence a predator yourself as you enabled your subordinates to molest multiple children in the church over many decades. May you die a long and slow painful death.

Westboro Baptist Church, may you all burn slowly in a fire, not from smoke inhalation, but from the flames and only the flames.


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Agree with him about the Westboro Church 100% and probably Cardinal Mahoney as well.

586 days ago


When corruption is ignored this is what happens. Many victims here.

586 days ago


He is a scary freak & I couldn't care less who he says are his heroes......All these crazies think that they have such important things to say. Go get him, lock him up & throw away the key!

586 days ago


Sir Paul Have you ever traveled with a group of classmates by train in 1959?

586 days ago


This man shows so much humanity when he's out killing people. It's so hard to believe he actually sounds sane and kind in the comments he made. What the hell went wrong?? We need more mental health assistance in this damn country!

586 days ago

famous people problems    

this guy sounds more sane than many, he just sounds like he is cleaning his house of hypocrits and back stabbers.

we worship and support characters like Rambo --
"They drew first blood, not me."

586 days ago


LAPD is corrupt but what isn't anymore.. I don't condone any of his actions but the message is clear some people won't stand for it but he is going by it the wrong way killing innocent cops is not the way he served his country and the city but some how something went wrong and no one knows eshhhh

586 days ago

True Blood     

Why are so many people making this a dem vs. repub situation. I think it is a right vs.wrong situation. I guess he is going to miss this season of True Blood!

586 days ago


LL Cool J?

586 days ago


I believe him in that he was wronged by the LAPD. May all who were involved in the demise of this man have trouble sleeping for the rest of their lives. The LAPD is as corrupt as they get.

586 days ago


Umm, you guys know this version of the manifesto is a hoax, right? I mean, do you ever fact check? even the neckbears on 4chan know this is fake...

586 days ago


LL been eating them chitlins

586 days ago


**** is so obvious he is a victim of a corrupt department and system. I hope someone pulls their head out of there ass long enough to seek the truth!!!

586 days ago

Phishie from Philly    

How can we wonder people why these bad senseless shootings are happening and why people are doing horrible things? We have been in a recession and its effecting people like we have never seen before. Yes, even kids are being effected. I'll explain. Because of the recession cut backs needed to be made and after school activities and special programs had to be canceled. Kids who depended on these programs have nothing to do. And some kids see the hardship that there families are facing. We need to start at the source of these problems. We need to get out of this recession, stop useless spending and start very much needed spending. Stop blaming guns because that's the easy coward way of looking at it. Guns don't kill people. People who are mental and who had enough with society kill people. That's the problem and that's what we need to attack. NOT INNOCENT RESPECTFUL GUN OWNERS!
Phishie from Philly USA

585 days ago


The Punisher!!! He turned it around on the cops. How did he get fired for snitching on cops beating up a mentally ill person. I hop he flees the country to Cuba or a place where he an get political asylum because they are coming after him. It worked for Assata Shakur. At least until he can get a fair trial.

585 days ago
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