TMZ Live(0:00) A former cop goes on a killing spree -- after posting a long letter praising his favorite celebs. One of those celebs -- Lisa Lampanelli -- calls in to encourage the man to turn himself in.
(5:00) Chris Brown's attorney Mark Geragos is on the offensive -- attacking back at allegations that Brown BS'd his way through his community service.
(10:15) Ashley Judd says she's thinking about running for office -- then gets torn a new one in a political ad meant to shut her down before she even starts.
(14:00) Incredibly rich Colorado Rockies star Todd Helton gets arrested for DUI -- after allegedly downing a bunch of wine and then driving to a gas station to buy lottery tickets.
(18:00) Porn star Coco Brown is paying nearly $100k to go into space ... she joins the show to talk about why she's spending so much money for a flight.
(23:00) Breaking news ... the kid who allegedly responsibly for swatting a number of celebs has been charged with a crime.
(26:00) Does the Illuminati really exist? Russell Simmons says no ... but that's exactly what an Illuminati member would say, right?
(31:00) Kristin Cavallari admits that Jay Cutler proposed to her in the worst way ever.
(34:00) Heidi and Spencer -- is it time for a comeback?
(36:00) The floor is yours!
(42:00) It's time again for ... Tim's worst pitches of the week!