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Michael Lohan

Suck It, Dina ...

I'm Writing a Tell-All Too!!

2/9/2013 2:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0208-michael-lohan-tmzLet this sink in ... Michael Lohan is joining the ranks of Shakespeare and Hemingway -- he's signed a deal to become a published author, and TMZ has learned his first book is a tell-all memoir involving ... yep, Lindsay Lohan.

According to publisher Transmedia Group, Michael's book is tentatively, and briefly, entitled "I Am Not Daddy Dearest ... If I Can Turn It All Around, You Can Too!" We're told it will focus on how he became a "Bible-quoting minister, drug interventionist, and successful business man."

But yeah, he'll also be talking about Lindsay.

Michael admits part of the reason he's writing the book is that Dina Lohan is writing her own scathing memoir -- and he wants to tell his side of the story.

Michael says he was also inspired the night "God pulled me from my wrecked car and mangled life before it exploded" -- but c'mon ... this is about Dina.  

No release date for the book yet -- but you've been warned, Lindsay.

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JennaKennedy    

He will sell 3 copies...one for Dina, one for Lindsay, and one for him.....

531 days ago
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Truth    

NEXT, LESLO WILL FILE AN INJUNCTION AGAINST THE BOOK PUBLISHER FOR DEFAMATION, COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT AND ALL THAT FAKE ASS CRAP... PROBLEM IS LESLO DOESNT HAVE A LAWYER NOR CAN AFFORD ONE. OOPS! 2ND MOVE ---> CHECKMATE... OR, ER... BANKRUPTCY!! #TRUTH!!

531 days ago
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static    

Lindsay really never had a chance did she?

531 days ago
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Frankenpussy    

Quit warning LiLo....Geesh!

531 days ago
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snowboardchick    

Thats ok. Dina can't even read anyway.

531 days ago
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awards    

531 days ago
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Kelly    

I wouldn't expect anything less. Lindsay should write her own memoir from her cell. She might actually make an honest buck that way.

531 days ago
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Kelly    

These books will have to he fiction because none of them can tell the truth

531 days ago
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notalawyer    

Dina and I will do anything it takes to make money off of Lindsay... since she is no longer able to pay all of our bills... Hey we have to eat and father other (hopefully) better breadwinners

531 days ago
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Mumra the Ever Living    

Now LoBlo will have to write a book too. I understand she knows most of the letters.

531 days ago
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dena2cents    

Lol @ Lindsays fame who're parents!! Get that money

531 days ago
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surfsupl    

This is basically Leanne Rymes and Brandi G all over again.

531 days ago
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jay26mc    

What an odd world this family lives in.

531 days ago
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Questdelsangraal    

Fahrenheit 451

531 days ago
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jill    

lol, transmedia group isn't even a book publisher.

531 days ago
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