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Michael Lohan

Suck It, Dina ...

I'm Writing a Tell-All Too!!

2/9/2013 2:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0208-michael-lohan-tmzLet this sink in ... Michael Lohan is joining the ranks of Shakespeare and Hemingway -- he's signed a deal to become a published author, and TMZ has learned his first book is a tell-all memoir involving ... yep, Lindsay Lohan.

According to publisher Transmedia Group, Michael's book is tentatively, and briefly, entitled "I Am Not Daddy Dearest ... If I Can Turn It All Around, You Can Too!" We're told it will focus on how he became a "Bible-quoting minister, drug interventionist, and successful business man."

But yeah, he'll also be talking about Lindsay.

Michael admits part of the reason he's writing the book is that Dina Lohan is writing her own scathing memoir -- and he wants to tell his side of the story.

Michael says he was also inspired the night "God pulled me from my wrecked car and mangled life before it exploded" -- but c'mon ... this is about Dina.  

No release date for the book yet -- but you've been warned, Lindsay.

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Dr Samuel Weiscrak    

Lawd have mercy if Lindsay ever digs out her diaries and journals that she's been keepin' most of her life and writes a tell all book, MiLo and Dina better run for the hills! lols, that's the book i wanna read. :)

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themare    

Chapter 38: Don't pee in the pocket of my fur coat and tell me that it's raining.

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Mrugowsky    

Just cut to the chase-when is Lindsay doing Porn???

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