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Michael Lohan

Suck It, Dina ...

I'm Writing a Tell-All Too!!

2/9/2013 2:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0208-michael-lohan-tmzLet this sink in ... Michael Lohan is joining the ranks of Shakespeare and Hemingway -- he's signed a deal to become a published author, and TMZ has learned his first book is a tell-all memoir involving ... yep, Lindsay Lohan.

According to publisher Transmedia Group, Michael's book is tentatively, and briefly, entitled "I Am Not Daddy Dearest ... If I Can Turn It All Around, You Can Too!" We're told it will focus on how he became a "Bible-quoting minister, drug interventionist, and successful business man."

But yeah, he'll also be talking about Lindsay.

Michael admits part of the reason he's writing the book is that Dina Lohan is writing her own scathing memoir -- and he wants to tell his side of the story.

Michael says he was also inspired the night "God pulled me from my wrecked car and mangled life before it exploded" -- but c'mon ... this is about Dina.  

No release date for the book yet -- but you've been warned, Lindsay.

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benji88    

Gay

568 days ago
17.

Majestik    

And no better than Dina as he continues to make money off his daughter. SCUZZBAG, I have a question for you, if you've found God, where is your forgiveness, your sense of family and your GOD GIVEN BLESSING to do the right thing? I am SOOO SICK and tired of this idiot. This is nothing but revenge on Dina and Smeghan, if he truly had God in his life, there would be NO REVENGE nor would he display several of the deadly sins, first and foremost VANITY.

568 days ago
18.

Toilethead    

Who would buy the piece of crap?

568 days ago
19.

plasteredsnow    

Ut Ben su lung sinz I red me sum gud bokz

568 days ago
20.

wendy    

interesting title. he's already bashing lilo, and i'm thinking what did she ever do to him? this guy has no idea how to be a man, a christian, a father, a husband, a fiance'. no idea, sometimes some people are so behind in the race they actually think they are winning!

568 days ago
21.

Laura    

Didn't he serve time in jail just in the last year or so, for beating up his baby mama before she became pregnant? I thought he did--maybe that's where/when he "turned his life around". Now he thinks we all want to read about it?

568 days ago
22.

Kàt    

So tonight, when you say your prayers....... give thanks to the Lord, that you are not a part the the Lohan family. Disfunctional family to the extreme.

568 days ago
23.

smorbie    

Well, let's see. Dina was served with foreclosure papers today. Where is that, TMZ?

568 days ago
24.

Roman Moroni    

Lindsay looks just like him especially in this photo

568 days ago
25.

KicksandGiggles    

Yeah, no doubt, this is one demented family. But LL is a grown woman and yes while her dysfunctional parents bear weight in her drama, they are not the sole reason LL's life is so FU'd. The time has long passed for LL to get her own crap together - no excuses.

568 days ago
26.

21stcent    

More money made on the back of his infamous daughter. Better to wait until after this year. Her death will sell more copies,
After all both parents are only after the money.
Heaven forbid they stop their battle to get help for their daughter.
Lohan, America's most F**KED up family.

568 days ago
27.

Majestik    

Hey Michael, and I know you read here, you VAIN P.O.S. Why don't you do the right thing by your children, that includes the four with Dina, the one with your mistress and the one with your current girlfriend, prove to the world you are really, and truly a changed man.
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Stop selling stories about your troubled daughter, stop trying to get revenge on your ex wife. Stop calling TMZ and getting all the press you can. How about you do the right thing, read your bible, pray on your rosary, ask GOD for strength. Go out, help those that are in need, give them strength in their time of need. STFU where media attention is concerned. A successful businessman? If you truly were, MICHAEL, you wouldn't need to continuously sell your soul for a paycheck when your Ex-wife and Daughter make the news. Have you even bothered to spend time with your newborn child? Have you, can you tell us what the baby's quirks are, the cute things that you are seeing. Are you offering Kate, love, support and FINANCIAL BACKING?
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The Seven Deadly sins, Michael Lohan, to this day, you still exhibit EVERY ONE OF THEM. Now, tell us, the TMZ readers and commenters, the FAITHFUL how you are a MAN OF GOD.
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GTFOH.

568 days ago
28.

tdr9    

Yep only in this world

568 days ago
29.

ACE DEUCEY    

Here's a better title....THE LOHANS: THE MOST HATED FAMILY IN AMERICA.

568 days ago
30.

Frankenpussy    

Quit warning LiLo!!

568 days ago
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