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Michael Lohan

Suck It, Dina ...

I'm Writing a Tell-All Too!!

2/9/2013 2:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0208-michael-lohan-tmzLet this sink in ... Michael Lohan is joining the ranks of Shakespeare and Hemingway -- he's signed a deal to become a published author, and TMZ has learned his first book is a tell-all memoir involving ... yep, Lindsay Lohan.

According to publisher Transmedia Group, Michael's book is tentatively, and briefly, entitled "I Am Not Daddy Dearest ... If I Can Turn It All Around, You Can Too!" We're told it will focus on how he became a "Bible-quoting minister, drug interventionist, and successful business man."

But yeah, he'll also be talking about Lindsay.

Michael admits part of the reason he's writing the book is that Dina Lohan is writing her own scathing memoir -- and he wants to tell his side of the story.

Michael says he was also inspired the night "God pulled me from my wrecked car and mangled life before it exploded" -- but c'mon ... this is about Dina.  

No release date for the book yet -- but you've been warned, Lindsay.

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31.

Webpreneur    

Will you also tell the truth about Lindsey being an inbreed child and how you screwed with her/mind when she was little?

518 days ago
32.

YouDontSay    

He shouldn't put his daughter's name in the title.

518 days ago
33.

Just The Fax    

OH GREAT DUELING HARDCOVER CRAPOLA
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PARENTAL EXPERTS
MICHAEL AND DINA LOHAN
UNDERWRITTEN BY TROJAN CONDOMS
DONT LET THIS CRAP HAPPEN TO YOU

518 days ago
34.

kitnplayn    

Snicker. Apparently, Americans will fall for anything.

518 days ago
35.

judy jetson    

And people wonder why Lindsay is so messed up!!

518 days ago
36.

Elle    

Rent a phone booth for the after party, Michael.

518 days ago
37.

seamus     

Does anyone in this family really know how to write? Where they all home schooled?

518 days ago
38.

Elle    

Rent the phone booth for the after party, Michael. Table for one please.

518 days ago
39.

ilovegossip    

I'd trust him to write the truth, before I would Dina, that's for sure!

518 days ago
40.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

Its safe to say with two dueling books pointing blame at each other, both DUIna and Milo know she's DONE making them money by tattling to the tabloids. Hey, its a dog eat dog world out there and every man, woman, and SLAG for themselves . . .

518 days ago
41.

StarryStarryNight    

dina has sucked it. more times than can be counted.

518 days ago
42.

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

What on God's earth makes these two delusional snatches think that anyone has any interest in what they have to say? What exactly have they accomplished in life to warrant an autobiography?

Created a child actress turned junkie turned prostitute? I mean, come on - Lindsay is nothing all by herself, but at least she actually had a few movies back sometime before the invention of the wheel. What have DUIna and Michael done?

The delusions in this family know no bounds. What's next, Nana Lohan's Guide to Orgasms After 80?

518 days ago
43.

pattycakes not to be confused with pattycake    

Where do either of these parents get off thinking people want to read their trite drivel. Right now i'm reading Michael Caine's latest autobiography (2010). The writing could be better (that's the collaborators fault)but it was full of classic Hollywood figures. And it had pictures. I want to read Saachi Parkers' book next. Not these losers.

518 days ago
44.

seamus     

I was looking at pictures of Michael's newborn today and thinking how innocent and precious baby's are. How soon before these toxic wastes that call themselves family destroy this poor little baby's soul.

518 days ago
45.

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

Coming to a theater near you.....oh, it's only a book.

518 days ago
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