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Michael Lohan

Suck It, Dina ...

I'm Writing a Tell-All Too!!

2/9/2013 2:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0208-michael-lohan-tmzLet this sink in ... Michael Lohan is joining the ranks of Shakespeare and Hemingway -- he's signed a deal to become a published author, and TMZ has learned his first book is a tell-all memoir involving ... yep, Lindsay Lohan.

According to publisher Transmedia Group, Michael's book is tentatively, and briefly, entitled "I Am Not Daddy Dearest ... If I Can Turn It All Around, You Can Too!" We're told it will focus on how he became a "Bible-quoting minister, drug interventionist, and successful business man."

But yeah, he'll also be talking about Lindsay.

Michael admits part of the reason he's writing the book is that Dina Lohan is writing her own scathing memoir -- and he wants to tell his side of the story.

Michael says he was also inspired the night "God pulled me from my wrecked car and mangled life before it exploded" -- but c'mon ... this is about Dina.  

No release date for the book yet -- but you've been warned, Lindsay.

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61.

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

I'd rather have a "tell-all" book written by Gavin.

Now THAT I might buy.

431 days ago
62.

Rogue Warrior    

Take a H8TYRD to the range, and save a tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Milo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He'll be writing the Good Word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

431 days ago
63.

seamus     

Chapter 666 -I clogged toilets for Lindsay all over the world and she never paid me.

431 days ago
64.

Grandma Cracker    

OMG, so incredibly gross, all of them.

431 days ago
65.

Rogue Warrior    

Hopefully his last chapter is; "How I knocked up Kate and THEN knocked her off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

431 days ago
66.

scoopie    

Guessing the "Bible quoting minister" never got around to reading the stuff about ***********, especially when you're a divorced old man.

431 days ago
67.

ACE DEUCEY    

Ali's writing a book, too! It's called, HOW TO VOMIT UP YOUR DINNER BY THINKING ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.

431 days ago
68.

Kookla    

Oh God.........

431 days ago
69.

Vinsetta    

I think the title of this tell all is way to long.

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"I Am Not Daddy Dearest ... If I Can Turn It All Around, You Can Too!"

431 days ago
70.

ACE DEUCEY    

17 different publishers rejected Lindsay's idea for a book. It was one of those scratch and sniffs.

431 days ago
71.

Rich     

And who cares about this total train wreck???

431 days ago
72.

(◉_◉) Brush Your Teeth (◉_◉)    

Don't forget to send Linds a copy when she is behind bars.

431 days ago
73.

janet    

michael lohan, right on time.

431 days ago
74.

Marvin    

Scooby-Doo (2002)
Shaggy: Who's your best buddy?
Scooby Doo: Raggy
Shaggy: That's right. And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?
Scooby Doo: Rooby Doo.
..............................Rooby Doo I've got a creepy feeling about DiLO's book....yikes

431 days ago
75.

seamus     

The story says Michael is a successful businessman. What exactly is his business?

431 days ago
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