Britney Spears I'd Rather Dye Than Go to the Grammys

0211_britney_spears_fameflynetWith her beleaguered blonde weave in need of a tune up and rockin' some Whitesnake groupie heavy black eye makeup, a low cut animal print top from the Forever 21 sale rack, and a pair of badly dyed bleached out jeans last seen leaving a Bon Jovi concert in 1988, newly single Britney Spears made a much needed trip to a beauty salon in Westlake Village on Sunday.

Who wants to go to the Grammys when you can hang out at a suburban mini mall?