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Porn Star James Deen

Offered Lead Role in XXX

Version of 'The Canyons'

2/12/2013 12:20 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Porn star James Deen has starred in a number of XXX movie parodies, but he has a chance to make history ... by doing a porn parody of his own mainstream movie!

Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch is actively courting James to direct and star in a porn version of "The Canyons" ... the movie he starred in alongside Lindsay Lohan.

Hirsch sent James a letter, in which he tries to lure Deen to the project by saying, "It would be a first in parodies ... the actual star of a mainstream movie also starring in an X-Rated version of that same movie! How cool is that?"

As for who they've lined up for the role of Lindsay, Hirsch says they've gathered "a list of hot women" for him to consider.

Unclear if the real Lindsay is on Hirsch's hit list, but if Octomom can do it ...

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61.

Where Are All The Real Celebrities    

James Deen's a hotti, Lindsay's a notti


Gotti?

563 days ago
62.

Rogue Warrior    

If you ever wanted to know where Douchebag heaven was, look no further than, the latest Lilo related story on TMZ. They need an education too, so I'm here to personally school them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Run Daner Run, you the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

563 days ago
63.

Where Are All The Real Celebrities    

I gotti say, if the LAPD took out Dorner and Rogue Warrior, I'd forgive them for them for their Lindsay Lohan revolving door policy.

563 days ago
64.

Grandma Cracker    

143 guesses say this is LINDSAY LOHAN
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She Squandered A Million Dollars
[Hollywood Street King] Our blind item is taking a walk down memory lane… literally! That’s because insiders say the actress recently moved back into her mother’s home, sleeping in her childhood bedroom. It’s a situation which we’re told the troubled 26-year-old’s mother is happy with. Know why? Because our blind item will reportedly now be helping her worthless coke-sniffing mom to meet monthly mortgage payments.
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She’s rumored to be dating a male cheerleader named Josh Chunn, but sources say she recently smashed on Jersey Shore cast member. Don’t believe me.. Ask Pauly D.
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Today’s blind item earned $1,092,480 just last year alone, but she’s said to have squandered it all. Know why? Because today’s blind item is known to be Hollywood’s leading party girl. Just ask Leonardo DiCaprio.
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BG Note: Some blind items are easy, and some are difficult. HSK’s blind items serve a very clever and distinct purpose. HSK conveys information that can’t be printed in the mainstream press. So, instead of commenting on how easy or difficult it is to “solve” them, try to focus your comments on what HSK is trying to tell you.

563 days ago
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LLsez    

Cody Lohan ‏@codylohan
@dinalohan Mom, the Real Housewives Of Vancouver are harassing me again.

563 days ago
66.

awards    

Dorner Dead, eh?

563 days ago
67.

Its Nikki Bitches    

The Wanted was on The Saturdays ( british girl band reality show on E!) Max and the very pretty and sexy blonde Mollie are a couple.


Thats why Max came out with, yea I kissed Lindsay and the rest of the band passed her around like the pig she is....The Wanted tour bus played "Pass The Pig" !!!

563 days ago
68.

Its Nikki Bitches    

@FUTMZ, I find it awkward to eat a banana in public

563 days ago
69.

LLsez    

Not Bill Walton ‏@NotBillWalton
Even a drunk, disheveled Lindsay Lohan thinks Marco Rubio is stumbling over his words too much. #SOTU

563 days ago
70.

Hot Farts    

Please sing along with Tater's theme song to the tune of Monty Python's "I'm a Lumberjack":

I'm a prostitute and I'm ok
I work all night and I sleep all day.
I s.u.ck some c.o.ck I do some coke
I clog the Lavatry
I nik all of their watches, when they get up to peee

I'm a prostitute and I'm ok
I work all night and I gack all day
I slap a bitch I hit and run
I hardly wash at all
I take it in the bung hole in mens' room down the hall

I'm a prostitute and Im okay...

563 days ago
71.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Cant wait to see Firefly tomorrow !!!!!

563 days ago
72.

Its Nikki Bitches    

I know it's not midnight yet but, I am like a balloon that is filled with to much air and is ready to bust !!!!


ONE MORE WEEK TILL POCONOS~~~WINTER FUN!!

563 days ago
73.

LLsez    

Brett Rosenblum ‏@BrettRosenblum1
Dina Lohan in #smithstreetdeli..... Should I say something about Linds?!!!! pic.twitter.com/NTDyaCtE

Nikki, do you shop there too?

563 days ago
74.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Sweet Dreams xoxoox

563 days ago
75.

HannahF    

Hey Maddy! You around? I just can't with the Dorner threads. I just wanted to mention how it irks me how everyone keeps saying that LAPD is not the lead agency. Of course they're not. There was a double murder in Irvine, a murder in Riverside, a shooting in Corona and a murder in Big Bear. None of the crimes took place in LA County let alone the City of LA.


LAPD hired a guy who was mentally unstable and also fired him. So yeah, Dorner threatened LAPD personnel and thus this was a critical matter to them and maybe they have more resources and experience but they don't have jurisdiction.


Have you seen the KCAL 9/CBS 2 footage that I was talking about from earlier today. I think that you can hear one of the deputy sheriffs screaming. Awful.

563 days ago
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