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Will Ferrell

They Call Me

'Ted Vagina'

2/13/2013 6:54 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

0213_will_ferrell_ted_vagina_SplashWill Ferrell is a Vagina ... Ted Vagina, to be exact ... at least according to the name tag he wore at the Lakers game last night.

Ferrell -- sporting a nicely manicured moustache -- threw on a Staples Center usher uniform (complete with the Vagina name tag) ... and went to work on the court ... keeping the floor safe from basketball hooligans.

At one point, Ted put Shaquille O'Neal in an arm bar -- and escorted the big guy off the court.

Vagina always gets his man.

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16.

Nvts    

Will is a jerk. The nastiest person you ever want to meet. He makes Jerry Lewis look like a saint.

585 days ago
17.

kuality79    

**** Will! He is a bitch i came across him once and tried to say hello and was a bitch like all TMZ staff!

585 days ago
18.

The New Improved Sock Puppet    

He used to be funny but lately he seems to be simply a parody of old rehashed characters.

585 days ago
19.

Kimberly    

LOVE this guy!

585 days ago
20.

Violent Pope    

Desperation.

585 days ago
21.

Sam Sunshine     

Very thirsty is all I can say.

585 days ago
22.

luckycat    

more like Will Cu.nt
HE IS NO WAY FUNNY!
mean nasty man

585 days ago
23.

Jordangerous    

That's not an arm bar, it's a kimura. For shame, Ronda Rousey would be very upset at you.

585 days ago
24.

Throwback kid    

He was great in Old School but most of the stuff since then has been lame and unfunny, kind of like Adam Sandler, once was funny but now does nothing but crap movies where he talks in his baby talk voice

585 days ago
25.

EasilyHard    

Anchorman 2. !!!!!!!!

584 days ago
26.

Morticia Cowghoul    

Go Will Go!
He must have a fun life.
Good for him.
Love him!!!!

584 days ago
27.

Steve    

Would have been much funnier if his name was Harry!

584 days ago
28.

fran    

loud mouth has been...and he is not funny...

584 days ago
29.

Hot Chocolate    

Dear Mr. Vagina,

Un****ingbelivable. If they didn't see it no one would believe it. So wait, let me guess, you have a mate named Terry Penis right?

Would you really want a kid to be escorted to their seat by a security escort named Mr. Vagina? Or how about your grandma?

Actually it's clever because the only thing that can destroy that big guy Shaq and get his big black Green Mile lookin' ass, is some vagina.

They would love to make a sex scandal out of big black guys monster like that.

There are a lot of messages in what seems laughable and offensive at first.

The best humor is usually based on truth.

Hey did you see when Kathy Griffin tried to kiss Anderson Coopers penis. Wasn't that crazy and funny.

Okay, that's enough for public consumption but it's funny Will, I mean Ted.

You are definitely from outer****ingspace!

Be good and don't be letting babies do too much swearing.

584 days ago
30.

david    

He's a douche and not funny at all!

584 days ago
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