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'Argo' Producer Grant Heslov

How I Dodged the

Oscars Toilet Disaster ...

2/25/2013 6:17 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

When he wasn't taking up all of Ben Affleck's victory speech time -- "Argo" producer Grant Heslov says he managed to avoid THE GREAT TOILET DISASTER at the Oscars last night using a time-tested technique ... he held it.

Heslov -- along with his wife Lisa -- took his freshly scored Best Picture statue out to party at Craig's in Hollywood last night ... when we asked about the plumbing catastrophe at the Dolby Theatre.

Heslov told us he wasn't "personally" affected ... but he's one of the lucky ones.

As we first reported, the lobby was soaked in toilet water after a water pipe burst in one of the bathrooms.

So far, officials have not revealed the person who dropped the nasty toilet-bomb that destroyed the pipes ... but our money's on Anne Hathaway.



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I remember this guy from "True Lies". Great to see his success in Hollywood. Congratulations!

607 days ago


OSC/AR-GO GO GO oscar oscargo? leadin sublimes seem to work at getting a OSCArgo to go

607 days ago


STAR smit is super stinkie and sticks to your bear feet as you MOP jack nicleson made that whole mess by dumping his adult diper in the toletta and than tommy lee jones played in it

607 days ago


OSCARGO??? how abot a movie tittled SCARO or esscargo go go snail daze at the oscars

607 days ago


happy feet or march or some non epical non classical heavy trash? Lincoln? WTF hollywood is playing it too safe to give themselfs awards for doing nothing but pushing olt crapo on us for thier box office oscar self awarding`ss.Brits suck the suckest year on record for play it safe marketings of old old oltist subject matter.Hollywood has grown too old and out of the markets for it to go on Unless they allow in some NEW school artistes they are going to dry up and blow away.Too many old folks pushing old crap will be the death nell for hollywooder`ss.COME ON GET SOME NEW subjects fast and not computer 1970`s pack man crap.REAL hit the ground running acting without all the computers or old subjects.WHO could stay awake for that nurseing home slideshow

607 days ago


WAKE THE FLUP UP HOLLYWOOD is dieing off bluebloodism is DOA and that subject matter is total floopist.GET REAL REAL FAST or next year you`all will being living in your cars again as the hollywood`ss nurseing home is full up and even the crappers are running over the oscars

607 days ago


That's the best question you can ask of someone who just won an Oscar??? Sigh.

607 days ago
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