(6:00) Lindsay Lohan's lawyer tells the judge residing over her case that he knows how to fix her. Good luck with that.
(11:00) Google Glass makes its debut in Hollywood -- but Harvey has some serious issues with how the product could change our culture.
(15:00) Ben Affleck shaves off his lucky beard ... at an Oscars after-party.
(19:00) "Jersey Shore" star Deena Cortese is pissed that she didn't get cast on "Dancing with the Stars" -- and calls in to vent her frustration.
(23:00) Kanye West has yet another idiotic rant -- this time about the presidents of the United States.
(25:00) Miss Delaware Teen USA resigns after video emerges allegedly showing her doing porn. The question ... why even risk competing if she really did a porn?
(28:00) Oscar Pistorius is holding a private memorial for his girlfriend ... the one he shot and killed.
(30:00) Geico's latest commercial is being slammed by One Million Moms for supposedly promoting bestiality. Yep.
(33:00) Rob Kardashian -- is Kris Jenner asking him to fatten up so they can land a weight loss deal?
(36:00) The floor is yours!
(42:00) A 'Toddlers & Tiaras' star has her dead bunny stuffed.