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Michael Lohan

I'll Hire a GOOD Lawyer

For Lindsay

3/1/2013 10:11 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Michael Lohan
is taking the judge in Lindsay Lohan's criminal case to heart ... he agrees Mark Heller is a dummy on the subject of California law ... and he wants to foot the bill for a competent attorney.

Michael tells TMZ ... He's already lined up a California criminal defense lawyer who will take the case and they've already negotiated a fee ... a fee that Michael will pay.

Michael is ballistic over Mark Heller, telling us, "This guy is a loser and will drag her down. I already started to pray to God that Lindsay fires him before it's too late."

Michael adds, "Any professional, respectable, or sure-footed lawyer would never conduct himself in this matter."

Parting shot: "This guy has 2 left feet that keep leading him into a wall."

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16.

Cheryl A.    

Sh!tty parenting on both sides.

497 days ago
17.

hugh    

Isn't Michael Lohan unemployed??

497 days ago
18.

arealrascal    

I wish this family, along with the Kardashians, would go on "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew" because then I know they would die like so many other participants in the show.

497 days ago
19.

sterlingguys    

and tmz have bullcrap from michael lohan? why? this douche and his ex have brought lilo to where she is now, lilo is 26 and they're STILL goin to the media about her, fcuk off you pos, any little money you have was earned by sellin storys and taped convo's with your daughter.

497 days ago
20.

Waka Waka Waka    

The only thing you need to be getting are Pampers!!! Waka waka wakaaa

497 days ago
21.

Wow ...    

Huh? I thought Milo wanted his daughter to get better, with this guy as her atty, she will face (temp) sobriety - whether in jail or rehab.

497 days ago
22.

Jordan    

That is a good idea Michael spend all the money you don't have on a washed up 26 year old daughter who's Hollywood career is over with. The baby you just had and the teenage daughter you just found out about and the 3 other kids you have get nothing from you. Michael Lohan should be father of the Century.

497 days ago
23.

Larry    

Bob Shapiro was willing for awhile...they don't come much better than that. But Lilo had no intention of sobering up, so he moved on. Can't say as I blame him

497 days ago
24.

Lee    

Oh jeez, this just keeps getting better and better. Losers calling other losers...............LOSERS!!!!

497 days ago
25.

Kelly    

I'm so thankful I'm not in that gene pool.

497 days ago
26.

Carl    

Drag her down? She hit rock bottom long ago and is now drilling into the bedrock.

497 days ago
27.

Amy    

What a family of losers.

497 days ago
28.

Kelly    

If Milo could afford a lawyer why didn't he just pay Holley?!

497 days ago
29.

LittleBIt    

My God, this guy just wont go away!!!! He always has to get his face in the press or have his opinion heard when it comes to Lindsay. Problem is, she dosent want him in her life and wants nothing to do with him, the big loser. Michael, you have a TON of your own problems - stay out of Lindsays life, shes better off without an idiot like you in it. She has enough to deal with having an embarrassing mother like Dina. Just because you donated the sperm dosent mean you get to tell her how to live her life and intrude in each and everything she does. SHE DOESNT WANT YOU OR YOUR HELP!!! YOU GOT THAT????????

497 days ago
30.

Michael    

This brings up a good question I've been wondering: How'd LiLo get involved with this dipstick in the first place?!

497 days ago
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