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Michael Lohan

I'll Hire a GOOD Lawyer

For Lindsay

3/1/2013 10:11 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Michael Lohan
is taking the judge in Lindsay Lohan's criminal case to heart ... he agrees Mark Heller is a dummy on the subject of California law ... and he wants to foot the bill for a competent attorney.

Michael tells TMZ ... He's already lined up a California criminal defense lawyer who will take the case and they've already negotiated a fee ... a fee that Michael will pay.

Michael is ballistic over Mark Heller, telling us, "This guy is a loser and will drag her down. I already started to pray to God that Lindsay fires him before it's too late."

Michael adds, "Any professional, respectable, or sure-footed lawyer would never conduct himself in this matter."

Parting shot: "This guy has 2 left feet that keep leading him into a wall."

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31.

verlinda    

She had a damn good lawyer. Lilo, say hello to the broom handle

601 days ago
32.

judy jetson    

Michael lohan doesn't need to hire Lindsay a good lawyer he needs to hire her a good father. You suck!!! You and that loser dina are the reasons she is as messed up as she is. Losers!!

601 days ago
33.

james    

What will he do start hitting 7-11's...This dudes is as broke as a hell. What will he do borrow the money from his daughter...Hahahahahahahahahahah

601 days ago
34.

Menace to society     

Birds of a feather flock together your daughter is a loser also !

601 days ago
35.

Mrugowsky    

It's more than a little ironic that mikey lohan is calling someone else a Loser.

601 days ago
36.

Bess    

How is Michael going to pay for this new lawyers? Other than selling stories about his daughter and responding to any media outlet who will have him, does Michael even have a job?

601 days ago
37.

fleabag73    

Oh Look, Crack Daddy to the rescue!!!

601 days ago
38.

Vinsetta    

Lindsay won't agree if it's from MiLo. He's dead to her.

601 days ago
39.

Majestik    

Today's TMZ Live would be fun if Heller Skeller showed up personally and they took a phone call from Bloathan, BWUAHAHAHA.

601 days ago
40.

Lisa    

Well if he had've done a great job at raising his daughter he wouldn't be paying for a lawyer. He created that monster now deal with it

601 days ago
41.

Ozzie X    

Shawn Chapman Holley is laughing. I can hear it.

601 days ago
42.

bbb1bbb2    

Mr. M. Lohan : Your Daughter had. A really great that was ( Mrs. Shawn Chapan Holley ) Your Daughter will never take " Responsabilty " for Her "Actions " if You or Exwife keep " Bailing " Her out everytime She does " Something Wrong ". " Stop Babing Her " She old enough to take Rosonsabilty for Her Actionss " . You and Exwife Wife knows She has a" Big Drug and Drinking Problem ! ! ! ! "

601 days ago
43.

Jim Davolt    

She had a good Lawyer, She has kept her out of Jail up to this point. Does anyone know why Lindsay got rid of her.

601 days ago
44.

Toilethead    

His help is about the last thing she needs.

601 days ago
45.

Fluffy    

I'm taking the bad lawyer just to make you angry

601 days ago
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