TMZ Live(0:00) Lindsay Lohan's attorney Mark Heller makes a fool out of himself today in court -- and the judge lets him have it. Michael Lohan calls in to join in the dissing.
(7:00) Michael Jordan may have an illegitimate kid -- but there's something fishy about the situation.
(10:00) Octomom calls in to explain the crazy video we got of her going bananas in a hotel room -- and she gets extremely emotional while throwing wild allegations at her former manager.
(18:00) Justin Bieber's latest cry to attention -- going shirtless in London.
(21:00) Harvey goes off on the state of U.S. politics -- and reveals his controversial plan to oust everyone in office.
(23:00) Kanye West unloads his badass bachelor pad in LA.
(25:00) Apple honcho Tim Cook makes another speech -- and Apple stock plummets. What's so different about him and Steve Jobs?
(28:00) Cher and Fergie wear the most ridiculous fur outfits you've ever seen.
(30:00) Mark McGrath's music cruise gets canceled -- and it may have something to do with the infamous "poop cruise."
(33:00) Seal's got a new lady -- the next in a long line of newly single stars getting back on the market.
(35:00) The floor is yours!
(41:00) Octomom's manager calls in to refute her wild claims.