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Charlie Sheen

I Can Save Lindsay

3/3/2013 7:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0301-charlie-sheen-lindsay-lohan-tmzCharlie Sheen wants to become Lindsay Lohan's savior, and he thinks he has the credentials and cred to do the job.

Charlie tells TMZ, "I have a kinship with somebody [Lindsay] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not. She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or turn to me for some advice from a guy who's been down the road as well as every other side trail on the journey."

He adds, "If she listens, she'll win. If she doesn't, that's on her."

You'll recall ... Charlie and Lindsay struck up a friendship while working together on "Scary Movie 5," after which Charlie cut Lindsay a $100,000 check to help with her tax problems. Lindsay's now returning the favor by appearing in an upcoming episode of "Anger Management" -- actually, that may be Charlie doing Lindsay another solid.

Shockingly, Charlie still claims they've never hooked up, "I love her, I respect her, and I've never laid a finger on her that wasn't on film. How ya like me now, America?"

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Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

he is only using her for her acting skills..and wants her to be his coach

517 days ago
92.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Problem is, Lindsay doesn't want to change. How many years has this been going on...?

517 days ago
93.

seamus     

Good Morning Everyone!!

517 days ago
94.

Bernice Madoff    

Charlie- I like your actor. In real life, your the guy who smokes crack and a who's suppose to be a parent. You may be to far down the food chain for recognition as a model?.

517 days ago
95.

Vinsetta    

Lindsay will not admit she has a "problem" (and that's putting it mildly with this professional junkie) but I can see her dialing up Charlie about being mentored because she had no father figure in her life. Then comes the va***ming of this bank account. She will ask for Shawn and the rest of the IRS money. If she's successful in getting the money, she'll be out of there.

517 days ago
96.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Lindsay doesn't listen to anyone. Why do you think she is, were she is today

517 days ago
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Dr Samuel Weiscrak    

"[I regret] nothing, because then I wouldn't have been able to cry in scenes at the drop of a hat," she explains to Us Weekly. "I have it tattooed: LIVE WITHOUT REGRETS. I'm not saying I wanted to go to a jail cell, but I've drawn from all of it."

I wonder how that's working out for her, having fired Shawn Holley and hired Mark Heller and all of that??? haha

517 days ago
98.

KimKnLohanRSlutbags    

Give that stank your Tiger Blood and some of your Warlock Drugs. Charlie make sure she swallows after you give another 100,000. You were made for each other!

517 days ago
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seamus     

Now I want everyone to be nice about Charlie Sheen. He was on Dr. Oz about a month ago and he admitted to everything he has done. He was brutally honest about drugs, mental illness and how he is influenced by his father-who to my knowledge never pimped out his children-Charlie even discussed having regular checkups because of his lifestyle and not wanting to do anything to endanger his children. I don't know if he is doing this for publicity or what but he does come from a family that likes to give back and perhaps his is trying to continue that legacy. We all know that Bitcho does not want help and if she does reach out to Charlie it will be a scam and she will burn one of her last bridges. So many people have offered to help her and she continues to say she has no problem. Charlie leave the fixing to her new lawyer-after Friday we all know what he is capable of. Heller is just what Bitcho needs and Charlie can continue to help various blonde hookers who truly appreciates his help.

517 days ago
100.

Esoteric2u    

Why does Charlie think that he can save Lindsay when he can't even help his ex wife Brooke Mueller stay clean and sober? The ex is continuously in and out of rehab. If I were Charlie I would be more concerned with the mother of my children then someone who refuses to even acknowledge that they have a problem. Lindsay is happily running down the path of destruction and has many people (including her parents) who are more than happy to enable her as long as they can share in her spotlight and she is paying the tab.

517 days ago
101.

swack    

Wasn't her lawyer just saying how she was sober and didn't need rehab? My take on all this is he is doing this for publicity. She is going to be on his show and he is hoping she will bring in some good ratings because people will want to watch how good/bad she does.

517 days ago
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I'm out :-/    

Great role model, if all men were like him America would be a better place.

517 days ago
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awards    

OCCUPY LOHAN MARCH 18!

Anonymous will be in masks for the March 18 Lindsay Lohan Criminal Trial to protest the extravagances of the 1%, their lawlessness and their profligate arrogance. The recently released “call to action” video, allegedly by Commandant Zeph, is the start of the Spring Offensive to draw attention to the failure of the government to punish the self-entitled criminals who are tearing the country apart. “While we understand the government does not have the stones to take on the Wall Street Bankers who have destroyed the lives of tens of millions of Americans and caused us all outrageous economic distress, we don’t get giving Lindsay continuous Hall Passes to flagrantly violate Criminal Laws that are the foundation of this country! Justice has to begin again somewhere and we are drawing that line here in LA!” CZ said.

“This cnut destroyed almost $30MUSD of her own wealth and nourished the Drug Cartels lavishly! She is a menace on the roads and a thief. Her money and fame allowed her to abuse the system and the citizens of this great country. Frankly, we have had efvckingnough! She is the Poster Child for Dishonesty!”

Commandant Zeph said “Beyond the facts that Lohan is a balding, smelly, mangy, duck-lipped, rotten-toothed, drunk, saggy-boobed, fetid, unclean, unemployable, uninsurable, clamslamming, nasty, narcissistic, diseased, coke snorting, untalented, debt-ridden, tax-evading, chicken-legged, flabby-assed, contemptuous, worthless, moldy, lazy, slimy, homeless, wretched, reptilian-skinned, skanky, shifty-eyed, halitosis-laden, grifting, graffiti-littered, dried-up bag of a gaping hole, with delusions of grandeur, dirty fingernails and a porno-only career candidate; she is a DBag!”
A DBag who doesn’t pay her taxes. She is trying like the Wall Street Bankers to destroy the economic foundation of the country. Occupy wants to see if there is room in jail for the 1% starting with Lindsay!

On a side note, CZ added “As the parent of an artistic child I have enough reasons to be concerned about him going to school without worrying if Lindsay will be there too!”

517 days ago
104.

Mav    

Love Charlie Sheen the actor but wouldn't this be the blind leading the blind?

517 days ago
105.

me    

He just wants to tap that. He likes whores.

517 days ago
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