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Lindsay Lohan

Officially Screwed

3/18/2013 8:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan
will absolutely, positively be LATE for her trial TMZ has learned ... and the judge could issue a bench warrant for her arrest on her first day of trial.

We've learned ... the private jet that is carrying the infamous defendant is scheduled to land at 8:11 AM in Van Nuys, 20 miles from the courthouse.  That means at the time of touchdown -- assuming she lands on time -- she will have 19 minutes to get to the courthouse in the middle of rush hour traffic.  Translation:  No way in hell.

Sources tell us ... the jet was delayed at JFK in NYC and didn't go wheels up until 6 AM EDT.

There are 2 SUVs waiting at Van Nuys airport to take Lindsay and her entourage to court. 

One more complication .... Lindsay left all of her luggage on her original commercial flight.  Someone has already retrieved the bags at LAX and has taken them to the Van Nuys Airport.  Lindsay will change clothes in the car.

One final thing ... Guess how much the private jet costs?  $50,000.  Lindsay didn't pay -- The generous folks at Mr. Pink energy drink covered the tab.

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166.

Greg    

So the airplane gods take Richie Valens, the Big Bopper, Lynard Skynard, Roberto Clemente, and Jim Croce, but they leave us with Linds? Thanks for nothing.

499 days ago
167.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

everytime I think about Mr. pink I Picture steve buschme in Res. Dogs...not a good picture..lindsay shares the same teeth

499 days ago
168.

Trooper Tom    

People need to stop pandering to this has been she blows things off because she knows some one else will cover her ass or pay the tab no matter what it is.
Lohan needs to do some hard time none of this 5 minutes in jail and then set free.

499 days ago
169.

STFUP    

She now has less than 3 minutes to be IN court (not just arriving at the courthouse), or she will be considered late by the judge.
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Heck, Heller barely made it. He JUST arrived and 8:24. He'll bartely walk in the door to the courtroom by 8:30 if he's lucky!

499 days ago
170.

elilan    

since when do commercial airplanes fly with luggage on board that doesn't correspond to a passenger? if you get off the plane, they take your luggage out of the hold.

499 days ago
171.

STFUP    

Time's up! Issue the warrant, set a new trial date, then arrest her when she shows & hold her until the next trial date (NO bail - too great a risk she won't show/will be late again!)

499 days ago
172.

Bob    

Her flight has just been cleared to land 24R at LAX

499 days ago
173.

JUDY    

This girl needs someone to think for her as she obviously can't. HMM-get there on time or be late and go to jail - which one should I pick?

499 days ago
174.

Reed    

Mr. Pink, just another reason not to buy your product. Lifetime ban. She has got to be one of the worse people to shill a drink.

499 days ago
175.

Lynn M    

What happened to the updates? They're gone...?..

499 days ago
176.

barnyardhumor    

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2295087/Khloe-Kardashian-sniffs-Kim-Kourtneys-private-parts-bizarre-competition-reality-show.html

499 days ago
177.

Her Imperial and Royal Majesty    

She's going to get the electric chair.

499 days ago
178.

alex    

FUBAR. The medical term for ms lohan

499 days ago
179.

Conspiracy    

Sounds like Mr.Pink's Junior Pink might be getting some attention if Lindsay don't get thrown in the slammer.

499 days ago
180.

CreamyPB    

What happened here is worse than her simply missing her flight. She MADE IT on the plane, on time and COULD HAVE been in LA on time but she CHOSE to fvck herself in the ass by getting off the plane. Even if Heller tries to say the plane had difficulties, you can bet the prosecution will be there to mention that the plane she WAS on did land in LA on time.

499 days ago
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