TMZ

Our TV Shows

Got a Tip?

Call TMZ at (888) 847-9869 or Click Here

Lindsay Lohan

Officially Screwed

3/18/2013 8:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0318_lilo_01
Lindsay Lohan
will absolutely, positively be LATE for her trial TMZ has learned ... and the judge could issue a bench warrant for her arrest on her first day of trial.

We've learned ... the private jet that is carrying the infamous defendant is scheduled to land at 8:11 AM in Van Nuys, 20 miles from the courthouse.  That means at the time of touchdown -- assuming she lands on time -- she will have 19 minutes to get to the courthouse in the middle of rush hour traffic.  Translation:  No way in hell.

Sources tell us ... the jet was delayed at JFK in NYC and didn't go wheels up until 6 AM EDT.

There are 2 SUVs waiting at Van Nuys airport to take Lindsay and her entourage to court. 

One more complication .... Lindsay left all of her luggage on her original commercial flight.  Someone has already retrieved the bags at LAX and has taken them to the Van Nuys Airport.  Lindsay will change clothes in the car.

One final thing ... Guess how much the private jet costs?  $50,000.  Lindsay didn't pay -- The generous folks at Mr. Pink energy drink covered the tab.

396 COMMENTS

No Avatar
196.

Kate    

Whatever, "Mr Pink, Energy Drink, may be, I'm boycotting it for life.

Joine Me.

494 days ago
197.

denys    

"Mr. Pink energy drink" What a waste of money on their part. Losers.

494 days ago
198.

angel    

Given the constant aggressive attack TMZ have with Lindsay, it sounds to me like the pathetic staff there won't be happy unless she is dead ...!! it's disgusting all the crap you make up with a pinch of the truth ... I hope your parents are proud of the s*** you have become

494 days ago
199.

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

Mr. Pink....you are dead to us.

494 days ago
200.

janice    

Screw this. I won't be purchasing Mr. Pink.

494 days ago
201.

hotbitch    

TMZ needs to get on it!! The Daily Mail, which is OVERSEAS, already has pics of this fool arriving to court 48 minutes late. And y'all aren't even ready for her outfit. Bitch is wearing sheer white pants! I can't with her....

494 days ago
202.

Kelly    

TMZ your mobile site is sucky!

494 days ago
203.

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

She was escorted by deputies to the crapper?......she's cloggin', I tells ya!

494 days ago
204.

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

The judge was lookin for her all around
two hours later you know where she was found
smokin in the men's room
yes indeed
she was smokin in the men's room
now judge don't ya fill her up with your rules
cos everybody knows that Lindsay plays with
Arab's tools.

494 days ago
205.

judy jetson    

When is this fu*king trial going to start???

494 days ago
206.

ExStar    

Wow. Humanity has gone to chit! How can you people hate somebody you've never met SO much? What did she do to you? I hate HATERS! Good luck, Lindsay!

494 days ago
207.

TMZComments    

I wish I drank Mr. Pink so that I could boycott it. Sounds like something reserved for crack addicts.

494 days ago
208.

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

WTF?..............are they taking turns spanking her?

494 days ago
209.

jerrydozal    

Harvey is the dumbest guy on tv. tries to dance, sing, tell jokes can't do none just a dumbass

494 days ago
210.

Deweycheatemandhow    

Mooshkie is right (get involved with gift tax b/c of people asking about Pet Trusts and donations to legit rescue groups, like NY PAW).

Also, the tax can sometimes be avoided; it is $13K per person (currently-changes). So, as in a common example, Mom and Dad each can give daughter $13K. Mom and Dad can also give son-in-law $13K each, for a total of $52K. Multiply that by grandkids...

494 days ago
Previous 15 Comments | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

Around The Web